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Michael Bay might be ready to blow up robots, again.

According to Puck’s Matt Belloni, the pyrotechnic prince of Hollywood carnage is quietly developing a new ‘Transformers’ movie at Paramount, with plans to direct.

That’s the same Michael Bay who swore he was done with the franchise after ‘The Last Knight’ sputtered out in 2017 with a franchise-low (by Bay standards) $600M haul. That film—loud, incoherent, and Shia LaBeouf–less—was supposed to be his farewell ride. Paramount was just as ready to move on, mostly because Bay’s paychecks had ballooned to absurd heights.
However, time changes everything. The franchise has sputtered in his absence, and Bay, facing diminishing returns post-Transformers, recently went on record lamenting how difficult it’s become to get movies greenlit. So, as Belloni reports, Bay circled back to Paramount last year with a pitch to rejoin the franchise as director and producer. He’s already tapped “Cocaine Bear” screenwriter Jordan VanDina to script what may become his directorial comeback...

Michael Bay To Direct New ‘Transformers' Movie
 
Anytime a male tells me they like the show Friends I immediately think they’re retarded or maybe just lame or maybe they’re gay or final choice (D.) maybe if nothing else Jewish.

Not saying that’s the case and that I’m right, but that’s what my instincts, honed by hundreds of thousands of years of wholly-mammoth-hunting alpha-predator evolution, tell me they probably are.
 
Anytime a male tells me they like the show Friends I immediately think they’re retarded or maybe just lame or maybe they’re gay or final choice (D.) maybe if nothing else Jewish.

Not saying that’s the case and that I’m right, but that’s what my instincts, honed by hundreds of thousands of years of wholly-mammoth-hunting alpha-predator evolution, tell me they probably are.
I watched a half of a Friends episode and decided that was about 15 minutes too much.
 
Anytime a male tells me they like the show Friends I immediately think they’re retarded or maybe just lame or maybe they’re gay or final choice (D.) maybe if nothing else Jewish.

Not saying that’s the case and that I’m right, but that’s what my instincts, honed by hundreds of thousands of years of wholly-mammoth-hunting alpha-predator evolution, tell me they probably are.
100% gay, it's a show for women, just like Bing Bang Theory.. which I couldn't remember the name of so i googled it and the AI answered.

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