@Lord Dingleberry Can you make a prop bet for either Jackson Mahomes or Patty Sr. getting arrested Super Bowl day? One of them is bound to fuck up.
Jackson Mahomes arrested before midnight Sunday. (+900)
Pat Sr gets another DUI before midnight Sunday (+550)
Pat Sr kills a pedestrian or another driver before midnight Sunday (+700)
Travis Swift has a Damar Hamlin moment when the clot shot kicks in during the game (+250)
Travis Swift is revealed as the real father of Pat and Skank's (forgot her name) baby (+400)
Patrick Mahomes comes out of the closet after the game (-150)
That's all I've got. There should be more than enough to bet by now. Leave me alone, people.