Tom Brady & Patriots Dynasty Divinity Thread

I like trolling lesser franchises...

Besides, our record over the past 6 seasons is basically the same as yours. At least we won a playoff game during that time frame...

Dust your chin off, because Maye is gonna be tea bagging all over the Giants and the league this year
 
Dust your chin off, because Maye is gonna be tea bagging all over the Giants and the league this year

Historically, the Patriots aren't very good against the Giants, especially in recent memory. All time we are tied at 7-7 and of course we own you in super bowls.

We may not be very good this year, but our defensive line will feast against your offensive line like old times. That much I can attest to.
 
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No thanks, considering Brady's last two playoff runs in the NFL were duds...

THe last thing Team USA needs is a 49 year old QB who isn't athletically gifted. To play QB in flag football, you need to be fast and shifty. It's not like the NFL where you could stand in the pocket all day. Give me Lamar as the USA QB.
 
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Do not let anyone ever tell you that Tom Brady is not the GOAT..
Here are his major accomplishments in his 23-year career.
-7x Super Bowl Champion
-5x Super Bowl MVP
-3x NFL Most Valuable Player
-2x NFL Offensive Player of the Year
-NFL Comeback Player of the Year
-3x First-team All-Pro
-3x Second-team All-Pro
-15x Pro Bowler
-5x NFL passing touchdowns leader
-4x NFL passing yards leader (2005, 2007, 2017, 2021)
-2x NFL passer rating leader (2007, 2010)
-NFL completion percentage leader
-NFL 2000s All-Decade Team
-NFL 2010s All-Decade Team
-NFL 100th Anniversary All-Time Team
-New England #Patriots All-2000s Team
-New England Patriots All-2010s Team
-New England Patriots 50th Anniversary Team
-New England Patriots All-Dynasty Team
-Bert Bell Award (2007)
-AP Male Athlete of the Year (2007)
-2x Sports Illustrated Sportsman of the Year (2005, 2021)
#NFL records:
-Most career quarterback wins: 251
-Most career passing attempts: 12,050
-Most career passing completions: 7,753
-Most career passing touchdowns: 649
-Most career passing yards: 89,214
-Most pass completions in a season: 490 (2022)
-Most pass attempts in a season: 733 (2022)
-Longest touchdown pass: 99 yards (tied)
Regular season records:
Most games won by a player: 251
Most games played by a non-kicker: 335
-Most games started by a skill position player: 333
Most division titles: 19 (17 with New England, 2 with Tampa Bay)
-Fourth quarterback to beat all 32 teams
Best touchdown to interception ratio in a season: 28:2 (2016)
Oldest quarterback to lead the league in passing yards: 44 (5,316 yards: 2021)
Oldest player to win NFL MVP: 40
Most career passing yards: 89,214
Most career pass completions: 7,753
Most career passing attempts: 12,050
Most career touchdown passes: 649
Most career passing yards with one team: 74,571
Most career pass completions with one team: 6,377
Most career passing attempts with one team: 9,988
Most career passing touchdowns with one team: 541
Most Pro Bowl selections: 15
Most seasons as passing touchdowns leader: 5
Most 4th quarter comebacks: 46
Most game-winning drives: 58
Longest pass-play: 99 yards, tied (2011)
Playoffs records:
Most consecutive seasons in the NFL playoffs by a team, player or head coach: 14
Most games started: 48
Most games won by a starting quarterback: 35
Most consecutive wins by a starting quarterback: 10 (2001–2005)
Most consecutive wins to start a career by a starting quarterback: 10 (2001, 2003–2005)
Most touchdown passes: 88
Most passing yards: 13,400
Most passing yards in a single playoff game: 505
Most passes completed: 1,200
Most passes attempted: 1,921
Most NFL conference championship appearances by a starting quarterback: 14
Most NFL conference championship wins by a starting quarterback: 10
Oldest quarterback to win an AFC title game: 41 years, 5 months, 17 days
Oldest quarterback to win an NFC title game: 43 years, 5 months, 21 days
Most career 300+ passing yard games: 19
Most game-winning drives: 14
Most fourth-quarter comebacks: 9
Most multi-TD pass games: 29
Super Bowl records:
Most NFL championships by player: 7
The only starting quarterback to win the Super Bowl for both the AFC and NFC
Most Super Bowl MVPs: 5
One of only two starting quarterbacks to win a Super Bowl for two separate teams
Most touchdown passes: 21
Most passing yards: 3,039
Most passes completed: 277
Most passes attempted: 421
Most passes completed in a single Super Bowl: 43
Most passes attempted in a single Super Bowl: 62
Most passing yards in a single Super Bowl: 505
Most Super Bowl appearances: 10
Most passing attempts without an interception in a single Super Bowl: 48
Oldest QB to start a Super Bowl: 43 years, 6 months, and 4 days
Oldest QB to win a Super Bowl: 43 years, 6 months, and 4 days
Oldest player to win Super Bowl MVP: 43 years, 6 months, and 4 days
Most consecutive completions in a single Super Bowl: 16
Most game-winning drives: 6
Tom Brady
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Historically, the Patriots aren't very good against the Giants, especially in recent memory. All time we are tied at 7-7 and of course we own you in super bowls.

We may not be very good this year, but our defensive line will feast against your offensive line like old times. That much I can attest to.
“I’m gay I’m gay I eat cannolis all day” is all I heard.
 
Fucking Guneas in the Tom Brady Divinity thread.
 
Still convinced that Seymour was held throughout lol oh well


"The biggest thing we learned was make sure you have two signal callers, not one signal caller, because they may have all your signals," Spagnuolo said via The Philadelphia Inquirer, referencing SpyGate.

"I remember through the course of the [Super Bowl 39} Jim [Johnson] saying, 'They're getting our signals. They know when we're blitzing. . . try to hide it.' I remember distinctly thinking. 'I don't think so Jim, just concentrate on calling the game.' In hindsight, he was right. When you go back and look at that tape, it was evident to us. . . We believe that Tom [Brady] knew when we were pressuring him because he certainly got the ball out pretty quick."

With the Giants, Spagnuolo said, they were aware of the game New England played and they came in full prepared to work around that.

"It wasn't going to happen in the 2008 Super Bowl," Spagnuolo said.

The Giants not only used two signal callers to confuse the Patriots, they also made a distinct effort to disguise their own blitzes until there were fewer than 10 seconds remaining on the playclock, leaving Tom Brady and the Patriots no time to adjust.

Funny Brady said that he had never been so confused before...yeah, there's a reason for that Tommy
 
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That settles it. NFL memes is a great source...
They got it from a film dude on X JoeNFL or something like that. When it comes to separating all time great QBs you go deep into analytics and stuff but it all comes down to winning in the end.
That's why even though im a Queefs hater id take Kermit over Forehead and Fraudgers any day of the week
 
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