The shit-show Jets are a Total Shit Show.

Crazy that it took Rodgers leaving one of my most hated teams to go to one of my other most hated teams for me to start liking him a little.
His wife goes to another school. You’ve never met him her.
 
The New York Jets are my second favorite team of all-time. These guys gave us the gift of Tom Brady and Drake Maye.

Thank you, Jets, for being the catalyst to two Patriots dynasties. We could have done it without you, but it's far more hilarious that we did it because of you.
 
Why do Jets fans think the #1 pick gets them a franchise quarterback? For the best quarterbacks, I can only think of Peyton, Stafford and Cam going first, and what the fuck does a Cam matter when there’s a Brady in the league?
And Brady went last.

Mahomes was drafted 10th the year the Jets had the 6th.

Josh Allen went 7th when the Jets had the 3rd.

I’ve never seen a fan base so convinced for so many years that the #1 pick makes such a default huge difference despite it being obvious to anyone with a triple digit IQ that it only matters on rare, specific QB classes.

They look back at late-season wins from years ago to blame for not getting player X when they wouldn’t have drafted him anyway.

They’re going to suffer through one of the shittiest seasons of all time then draft Zach Wilson again.
 
Why do Jets fans think the #1 pick gets them a franchise quarterback?


Picking #1 doesn't guarantee that you get a "franchise" quarterback, but it does give you the choice of all the QBs to pick. Think

Bledsoe v. Mirer
 
Why do Jets fans think the #1 pick gets them a franchise quarterback? For the best quarterbacks, I can only think of Peyton, Stafford and Cam going first, and what the fuck does a Cam matter when there’s a Brady in the league?
And Brady went last.

Mahomes was drafted 10th the year the Jets had the 6th.

Josh Allen went 7th when the Jets had the 3rd.

I’ve never seen a fan base so convinced for so many years that the #1 pick makes such a default huge difference despite it being obvious to anyone with a triple digit IQ that it only matters on rare, specific QB classes.

They look back at late-season wins from years ago to blame for not getting player X when they wouldn’t have drafted him anyway.

They’re going to suffer through one of the shittiest seasons of all time then draft Zach Wilson again.

how fortunate are we that 2 teams picked other QBs and let Maye fall to us at #3
 
Why do Jets fans think the #1 pick gets them a franchise quarterback? For the best quarterbacks, I can only think of Peyton, Stafford and Cam going first, and what the fuck does a Cam matter when there’s a Brady in the league?
And Brady went last.

Mahomes was drafted 10th the year the Jets had the 6th.

Josh Allen went 7th when the Jets had the 3rd.

I’ve never seen a fan base so convinced for so many years that the #1 pick makes such a default huge difference despite it being obvious to anyone with a triple digit IQ that it only matters on rare, specific QB classes.

They look back at late-season wins from years ago to blame for not getting player X when they wouldn’t have drafted him anyway.

They’re going to suffer through one of the shittiest seasons of all time then draft Zach Wilson again.
They took O'Brien over Marino (as did everyone else)
 
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