The shit-show Jets are a Total Shit Show.

[PATS16N0]

The Patriots killed this team on Thanksgiving, 2012. Just disband and bring back The Oilers.

This is where promising-coordinators now go to destroy their coaching careers in record-time, and potentially-decent quarterbacks get drafted to waste their prime and completely destroy their value.

This is a football team that once stopped Brady’s ring-bound 14-2 Patriots team from winning another Lombardi, and saw two back-to-back AFC Championship games with Rex Ryan’s Flying Circus, right in the middle of the Brady / Belichick Dynasty era at that.

This fan base waited out Brady for twenty years. 9/11, the Iraq war, Bush, Obama, Romney, McCain, Palin. Obama. From rabbit-ears to 4K.

Brady through out.

Now it’s page-turned over and they have no idea how to develop players on even a fundamental level. They’re unprofessionally dysfunctional to a level that barely qualifies them as an NFL team.

If their fans had a shred of integrity, they would all just commit mass Seppuku.

The only kind of game they manage to win is the one that got the Patriots the Drake Maye pick lol

The Jets are a fucking circus and you need a Ring Master for a circus and that’s why Rex Ryan gave the Jets the best run they’ve ever had, being that Joe Namath is a retard, and beating Brady in the 2010 playoffs is worlds more impressive than winning Super Bowl fucking 3.

Their fan base is probably in full tank mode, but what’s the point? It never matters what draft picks you have or when you draft a quarterback or what quarterback you get.

Everyone from Bret Favre and Aaron Rodger’s, to Geno Smith and Sam Darnold have proven this.

The Jets could draft the first ever, AI created, bio-engineered super human quarterback, cultivated in a tube for nothing but elite GOAT level football.

He’ll never be good until he plays for someone else.

A New Yorker Yankees fan I know down here literally asked me the other day in genuine confusion, “why are they even a team? NY already has a team.”

Very true, man. A valid question.

 

[PATS16N0]

The Colts have more AFC East Division Titles than the NY Jets and the Colts have been gone since 2002.

 

[Lord Guts]

HOF thread right here

 

[Deus Irae]

Imagine how bad you must have been in a previous life in order to be reincarnated as a Jets fan...

 

[Kontradiction]

Imagine how bad you must have been in a previous life in order to be reincarnated as a Jets fan...

I’m nearly 40. I can think of only a handful of years throughout my entire life where they’ve been competitive.

 

[Lord Chevy]

Thread 'The Ben Franklin "3 Things are certain" Thread: Death, Taxes, The Jets Sucking'

Feb 4, 2024

Just some clips from the past - a historical base if you will. Feel free to add more, past or present, proof of the dumpster fire that is the Jets franchise:


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oi_1nzDaxBQ



View: https://youtu.be/Gc65NC44dSk



View: https://youtu.be/A0L9JcsKz0A

• Lord Chevy
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• Forum: The League

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[TheRainMaker]

I firmly believe that Aaron Glenn is going to get Mayo'd. The Bucs dance sealed his fate.

 

[PATS16N0]

If I had any complaint about the Buttfumble, it’s that it was so spectacular it overshadowed the fact that it was just one of three embarrassing touchdowns in :58 seconds.

In that window was a 99 yard Brady TD to either Edelman or Welker, and then, on the kickoff of one of the touchdowns, the Jets returner got popped and the ball flung out right into Julian Edelman’s hands, in stride, who went right in for another touchdown.

Nationally televised holiday-game. Entire families who don’t usually watch football, watching football because one of them watches football, and that’s what you witness, with the Buttfumble in between.

58 seconds. Three touchdowns.

Team literally never recovered, spiritually, physically, emotionally.

 

[PATS16N0]

Thread 'The Ben Franklin "3 Things are certain" Thread: Death, Taxes, The Jets Sucking'

Feb 4, 2024

Just some clips from the past - a historical base if you will. Feel free to add more, past or present, proof of the dumpster fire that is the Jets franchise:


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oi_1nzDaxBQ



View: https://youtu.be/Gc65NC44dSk



View: https://youtu.be/A0L9JcsKz0A

• Lord Chevy
• Replies: 10
• Forum: The League

• 

Randomly thinking about that Broadway Joe video last night is what made me decide everyone should be aware of just how special-bad the Jets are right now lmao

 

[PATS16N0]

If I had any complaint about the Buttfumble, it’s that it was so spectacular it overshadowed the fact that it was just one of three embarrassing touchdowns in :58 seconds.

In that window was a 99 yard Brady TD to either Edelman or Welker, and then, on the kickoff of one of the touchdowns, the Jets returner got popped and the ball flung out right into Julian Edelman’s hands, in stride, who went right in for another touchdown.

Nationally televised holiday-game. Entire families who don’t usually watch football, watching football because one of them watches football, and that’s what you witness, with the Buttfumble in between.

58 seconds. Three touchdowns.

Team literally never recovered, spiritually, physically, emotionally.

Of course, the whole time this is going on, Chris Colinsworth is in max power Brady/Belichick fanboy mode, making it, I’m sure, even worse lol

 

[Kontradiction]

If I had any complaint about the Buttfumble, it’s that it was so spectacular it overshadowed the fact that it was just one of three embarrassing touchdowns in :58 seconds.

In that window was a 99 yard Brady TD to either Edelman or Welker, and then, on the kickoff of one of the touchdowns, the Jets returner got popped and the ball flung out right into Julian Edelman’s hands, in stride, who went right in for another touchdown.

Nationally televised holiday-game. Entire families who don’t usually watch football, watching football because one of them watches football, and that’s what you witness, with the Buttfumble in between.

58 seconds. Three touchdowns.

Team literally never recovered, spiritually, physically, emotionally.

 

[PATS16N0]

Of course, the whole time this is going on, Chris Colinsworth is in max power Brady/Belichick fanboy mode, making it, I’m sure, even worse lol

I remember with the special teams Edelman TD he just did this long, sustained, excited gurgle sound. “Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhggggggggggggggggggggggggggg!!!!!!”

Thanks Colinsworth. Bet the haters loved hearing you make literal blowjob noises when we were lighting it up against mega-bitter basically-vanquished rivals.

 

[Lord Chevy]

I remember with the special teams Edelman TD he just did this long, sustained, excited gurgle sound. “Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhggggggggggggggggggggggggggg!!!!!!”

Thanks Colinsworth. Bet the haters loved hearing you make literal blowjob noises when we were lighting it up against mega-bitter basically-vanquished rivals.

Collinsworth is annoying at times, but he had the best reaction, one so accurate and dare I say honest, of any announcer of the Dynasty era when Dan Connolly made that awesome kick return.

"You've got to be kidding me!"

 

[PATS16N0]

Think about that on Thanksgiving. 3 Tuddies in :58 seconds.

You get up to take a piss during a talking M&Ms commercial and when you come back you’re down 21 points and Chris Colinsworth is jacking off the Patriots at every level. Game is over so the announcers are on to talking about how swell the owner is.

One talking M&Ms commercial.

 

[TheRainMaker]

I’m nearly 40. I can think of only a handful of years throughout my entire life where they’ve been competitive.

-Parcells made them competitive in 1997.
-1998 was a shock. Even with Martin, many people didn't see them going 12-4 and stampeding the AFCE.
-2000 they were lucky they went 9-7 without Keyshawn Johnson.
-2002 was a shock - especially when the Pats had that horrible home loss to the Jets on SNF. Weird ass game.
-2006, 2009, and 2010 were flukes.

That concludes their run.

 

[Kontradiction]

-Parcells made them competitive in 1997.
-1998 was a shock. Even with Martin, many people didn't see them going 12-4 and stampeding the AFCE.
-2000 they were lucky they went 9-7 without Keyshawn Johnson.
-2002 was a shock - especially when the Pats had that horrible home loss to the Jets on SNF. Weird ass game.
-2006, 2009, and 2010 were flukes.

That concludes their run.

Not sure I would lump in 2009 and 2010 as flukes. They were legit that year even with Sanchez. Started slow, benefitting from Brady still recovering, but ended the year winning 5 of 6. They had Indy on the ropes in the AFCCG until they pulled away late. Beat Manning the following year along with us. They were 9-7 in 2009, but that was a tough football team. Man, I fucking hated them. 2010 was a BITTER pill to swallow. That might have been 1B to Super Bowl XLII’s 1A.