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It’s so good to see McDaniels back on the sidelines.
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Just some light antisemitism.
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At least Dobbs can do that
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Just some light antisemitism.
I knew there was a joke in there I wasn't getting
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At least Dobbs can do that
If Dobbs has to play, I just want to see him run every play. He is so inaccurate. Scary.
Don't take it personal. I'm a little twisted.
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If Dobbs has to play, I just want to see him run every play. He is so inaccurate. Scary.
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I’m coming for Henderson in the league this year.
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The special teams is probably the area of a football team that's most projectable from exhibition season to the regular season, so this has been a good day looking at that for the regular season.
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That penalty makes the NFL gay. Awful.
All the defender had to do was keep his head up in alignment with his body. He chose to tuck it instead. That's been an easy call for a couple of years now.
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Gism should make the team as a return man. He’s too shifty and explosive out of his cuts to try to sneak onto the practice squad.
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All the defender had to do was keep his head up in alignment with his body. He chose to tuck it instead. That's been an easy call for a couple of years now.
Doesn't make it any less gay.
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Williams had his man beat but yet another bad throw from Dobbs
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Where the fuck is the DPI!!!!!????
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Doesn't make it any less gay.
I hate that being a penalty, but at least it was called properly, as opposed to that missed DPI just now.
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Dobbs couldn't hit the wall of a KFC with a watermelon rind.
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Bro, we are going to have some raw speed deep threats on this team between Pop and Williams (assuming Williams develops, of course). He’s gotten deep behind the D a couple of times, but the alien negro couldn’t hit a cockroach with a tactical nuke.
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I hate that being a penalty, but at least it was called properly, as opposed to that missed DPI just now.
My biggest issue with it is that it’s a penalty at all. The NFL under Goodell has no balls.
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Bro, we are going to have some raw speed deep threats on this team between Pop and Williams (assuming Williams develops, of course). He’s gotten deep behind the D a couple of times, but the alien negro couldn’t hit a cockroach with a tactical nuke.
I said it before, and I'll say it again....
It's important for this team that Williams develop quickly.
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I said it before, and I'll say it again....
It's important for this team that Williams develop quickly.
We have the OC to do it. He helped develop a former quarterback into the most prolific Super Bowl receiver of all time (surpassing even Rice in the big game). Heh. My phone wanted to autocorrect “big” to “nig” there. I’ve trained it (potentially) problematically well.
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