Opening Game 2025 Patriots/Raiders GAME DAY!!!!!

[Dingleberry]

Need a banana...?

Why yes I do!

 

[captain stone]

And now they've made Matlock a black female?

I didn't know that Andy Griffith was a lover of the Dark meat...?

 

[captain stone]

Drake Maye is to football what Jesus is to saving niggaz.

The dude's to football what Mudhominid is to Peace.

 

[captain stone]

Putting Davis on Bowers is a good move IMO

Beats putting him on a Wide Receiver, I suppose.

 

[captain stone]

Rookie kicker blows the FG attempt.

Never, ever, Ever EVAH draft special olympics teamers. Fucking retards should be aborted.

 

[ItsGonnaBeMaye]

The dude's to football what Mudhominid is to Peace.

That's enough Drake Maye slander out of you

 

[captain stone]

I feel like I'm at Ian's Anal Romper Room with you losers. DPI? Get the fuck out of here.

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That was NOT DPI, fucking Homer faggots.

 

[captain stone]

Rape is rape, my man.

I like rape.

 

[captain stone]

We still can't convert 3rd and 1

Skippy should've used the Henderson run from earlier in the game.

 

[captain stone]

Wow. I was nearly blinded by Rhamondre's smile! Bright!

How else are you supposed to see them in the dark?

 

[captain stone]

Hawkins no longer standing out as a huge problem has made a big difference.

I'm sure you know this too; but... Peppers >>>>>> Hawkins & Heavy Pettus

 

[captain stone]

Ha! Tua picked again. Fins look awful

And yet... We're gonna lose to them next week.

 

[captain stone]

If Rham can bring his receiving game up a notch, he and Henderson will make a serious duo.

How about he bring his Running game up a notch, or three, first?

 

[captain stone]

Worthy of a lynching.

And the two children upstairs should be right next to him.

 

[captain stone]

If we lose to the Raiders at home it’s over.

It's over, it's over, it's oooooverrrrr...

- R. Orbison

 

[captain stone]

The punter has been garbage today too. You have ONE job.

What have I stated - over and over and over again, in fact - about drafting special fucking olympics faggot retards?

 

[captain stone]

If the Ravens win tonight, we are tied for 1st in the division.

FUCK those fucking murderer-worshipping fucking ghetto scum punk fucking niggers to fucking Hell.

 

[captain stone]

On the bright side we get the Dolphins next week, they have no DB's or Oline

Neither did the Faiduhs, so...

 

[Deus Irae]

Skippy should've used the Henderson run from earlier in the game.

Problem there is that the IOL couldn't have pushed a newborn off the line yesterday...

 

[Deus Irae]

I'm sure you know this too; but... Peppers >>>>>> Hawkins & Heavy Pettus

Hawkins has more range, but that's meaningless if he can't harness that to make more plays.