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BAN the fucking immoral fucking pushing of a fucking runner Right Fucking NOW.

I constantly pray to Ganja Satan that some fucking greasy "ath-a-let-ic" QB snaps his fucking neck while attempting it, just like that fucking dirty, head-hunting Shittsdirt LB Shazier.
Why?
 
BAN the fucking immoral fucking pushing of a fucking runner Right Fucking NOW.

I constantly pray to Ganja Satan that some fucking greasy "ath-a-let-ic" QB snaps his fucking neck while attempting it, just like that fucking dirty, head-hunting Shittsdirt LB Shazier.
Lol what's Ganja Satan?
 
BAN the fucking immoral fucking pushing of a fucking runner Right Fucking NOW.

I constantly pray to Ganja Satan that some fucking greasy "ath-a-let-ic" QB snaps his fucking neck while attempting it, just like that fucking dirty, head-hunting Shittsdirt LB Shazier.


It was illegal. They changed that. I thought that change was a bad idea, and I still do, but changing it back because one team is able to exploit it much better than others, and using player safety as the excuse for the move, is just a loser thing to do.
 
No proof that it's broke, but they're still going to make him fix it:


Ashton Jeanty rushed for 2,601 yards a season ago for Boise State, which happens to be the second-most rushing yards ever put up in a single college football season. Jeanty's ability to rack up yards at a serious clip was certainly one of the reasons the Las Vegas Raiders elected to draft him sixth overall in the 2025 NFL Draft, but the franchise is wasting no time in changing their new running back's style of play.

Outside of being known as one of the most dynamic running backs the college game has seen this century, Jeanty was also well-known at Boise State for his unique stance in the backfield.
Instead of the typical athletic stance most running backs use by resting their hands on their knees, Jeanty essentially stood straight up in the backfield and looked more like Michael Myers from ‘Halloween’ than an elite-level running back.

While his one-of-a-kind stance very much worked at the college level, the Raiders have already convinced him that he's got to scrap it and get into a more traditional stance in the backfield.

Jeanty told Kay Adams that Las Vegas offensive coordinator Chip Kelly actually approached him on the first day of minicamp and told him he's got to change his stance...


Raiders Trying To Force Ashton Jeanty Into Scrapping His Patented 'Michael Myers' Stance In The Backfield
 
You think he gets in the HOF next year?

If Eli gets in the HOF, that would be a sad joke. He doesn't even belong in the Hall of Very Good. He was chronically mediocre with two good playoff runs. He is essentially Joe Flacco.
 
If Eli gets in the HOF, that would be a sad joke. He doesn't even belong in the Hall of Very Good. He was chronically mediocre with two good playoff runs. He is essentially Joe Flacco.

He had a better career than Joe Flacco. Eli retired top 10 in passing yards and touchdowns.
 
He had a better career than Joe Flacco. Eli retired top 10 in passing yards and touchdowns.

Compilation stats don't really impress me. But yes, I would put him above Flacco. Joe Flacco is a poor man's Eli.

For context, I don't think Phillip Rivers belongs anywhere near the HOF either. Kurt Warner was debatable to me. Roethlisberger is very debatable. He will get in, but he should be the FLOOR for a HOF QB, at most.
 
Compilation stats don't really impress me. But yes, I would put him above Flacco. Joe Flacco is a poor man's Eli.

For context, I don't think Phillip Rivers belongs anywhere near the HOF either. Kurt Warner was debatable to me. Roethlisberger is very debatable. He will get in, but he should be the FLOOR for a HOF QB, at most.


Flacco > Eli, at least in terms of play translating to wins.


Eli was a below average QB. If he hadn't played in New York, he'd have absolutely no shot of getting into the HOF.
 
Flacco > Eli, at least in terms of play translating to wins.

It's close. Eli definitely had more BAD seasons than Flacco.

Eli was a below average QB. If he hadn't played in New York, he'd have absolutely no shot of getting into the HOF.

He has no shot of getting in anyway. But it is the NYFL, so who knows.
 
Flacco > Eli, at least in terms of play translating to wins.


Eli was a below average QB. If he hadn't played in New York, he'd have absolutely no shot of getting into the HOF.
Plus the name recognition from daddy and his idiot brother is going to help too. Although it shouldn't. He's a cocksucking Manning.
 
Eli was a below average QB. If he hadn't played in New York, he'd have absolutely no shot of getting into the HOF.

Still bitter about 18-1? That's not Eli's fault, it's Brady's.

If Eli was a below average QB, how come Brady lost to below average QBs in the playoffs like Eli, Flacco, Tannehill, Dak, Plummer, Foles, and Sanchez? Eli is the best of that list.
 
Plus the name recognition from daddy and his idiot brother is going to help too. Although it shouldn't. He's a cocksucking Manning.

Eli and his idiot brother are 5-1 against Brady in conference championships and super bowls.
 
Still bitter about 18-1? That's not Eli's fault, it's Brady's.

If Eli was a below average QB, how come Brady lost to below average QBs in the playoffs like Eli, Flacco, Tannehill, Dak, Plummer, Foles, and Sanchez? Eli is the best of that list.

Don't be stupid. Brady is the GOAT. He is also, GASP, imperfect like everyone.

He had a few subpar games in the playoffs/SB. Just like Montana, Mahomes, and everyone else.

The Giants Defense was the best and most valuable unit that day. It is what it is. Congratulations, I guess. I'd find something a little more modern to brag about. But that's just me

Brady lost to the Defense not any of those QB's. And let's relax with the Foles one too. Brady's stats in that one game eclipsed some Eli's season stats.

You do know the QB beat QB thing is kind of dumb, right?
 
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