MUST-READ NFL Betting - Week 1

[Dingleberry]

Your $2M starting money has been paid. All NFL lines will be up sometime during the day tomorrow.

1. This weekly betting thread is the place to request any teasers not already listed. Do NOT wait until Sunday morning to make requests. I will be at church, you fucking pagan losers.

2. Most weeks I will have a separate thread for a free contest. If you ignore them, you are pissing away free money.


LET THE GAMES BEGIN!


@everyone

 

[Dingleberry]

All NFL lines are up as well as a shit load of teasers @everyone

Since there are an infinite number of possible teasers and parlays, if there is a combo you want, just ask.

I STRONGLY recommend NOT going too crazy week 1. Even professional gamblers are wary of the early weeks of a season. Slow and steady! But some of you are such derelicts, you'll be begging for money in a few weeks anyway.

Bet away! Enjoy the games.

 

[LordSensei1958]

But some of you are such derelicts, you'll be begging for money in a few weeks anyway

I resemble that remark!!!

 

[jlaff]

Just remember the degrading acts @Dingleberry will require of you to get those "free" Dinglebucks. Leads to a shame that stays with you forever.

 

[Dingleberry]

Just remember the degrading acts @Dingleberry will require of you to get those "free" Dinglebucks. Leads to a shame that stays with you forever.

I forgot about that! And you wouldn't part with your flamboyant lawyer photo. Gay.

 

[Dingleberry]

@everyone a warm, not gay but kind of homoerotic welcome to @Ford Prefect !!!!!!

His bankroll is full and will get caught up on the preseason props in some way. He is an OG veteran of the old Dingleberry Casino over at the censorship forum. He is a good man, and I will tip the scales any way I can to help him win this contest.

Because I'm sick of the rest of you.

 

[jlaff]

Welcome back @Ford Prefect!

 

[Deus Irae]

Pull up a chair, @Ford Prefect , and stay a while

 

[Kontradiction]

@Ford Prefect welcome, my guy.

 

[Ford Prefect]

Glad to be here! Still trying to forget last season

 

[Dingleberry]

No free bet for MNF tonight @everyone

With apologies to CM Guts, I am just not inspired by the Bears/Vikings game. I will have Week 2 lines up over the day tomorrow. Maybe some player props too. I'll post the updated standings as well in the Week 2 thread tomorrow.

Expect a couple more freebies in Week 2. I'm thinking a TNF GDT batch of freebies. See you tomorrow