CONTEST!! A contest to win $150.00 gift card and 500K Dingle dollars

[LordSensei1958]

@everyone

A brand new contest for everyone!! The first person who gets 3 new people to sign up for membership here, gets $150.00 gift card (Visa or Walmart), plus 500K Dingle dollars!! @Kontradiction and @Dingleberry and I are each donating $50.00 for this. The 3 recruits must post at least 3 different days per week for 2 weeks. No sign and disappear posters. Contest runs for 2 weeks starting now and ending Monday 12/23 at 11:59 PM.
Any questions, please feel free to ask.

Good Luck to all!!!

 

[Dingleberry]

@everyone

A brand new contest for everyone!! The first person who gets 3 new people to sign up for membership here, gets $150.00 gift card (Visa or Walmart), plus 500K Dingle dollars!! @Kontradiction and @Dingleberry and I are each donating $50.00 for this. The 3 recruits must post at least 3 different days per week for 2 weeks. No sign and disappear posters. Contest runs for 2 weeks starting now and ending Monday 12/23 at 11:59 PM.
Any questions, please feel free to ask.

Good Luck to all!!!

@everyone

I will also give $100k Dinglebucks for a single referral of a new member here. Bring three new people here? $500k. Not just the first person to do it. Many people can win this. And the time limit for Dinglebucks is before the Super Bowl.

 

[Kontradiction]

What the fuck, man!? I’ve been trying to do this for free.

An additional $1M Dinglebux for anyone who brings a new member here and can certify that they are white. We don’t do that DEI shit here.

 

[Lord GutsLord Guts's icon]

Don't be gay and do it @everyone

 

[jlaff]

Sounds good, I'll just head over to PatsFans.com and pm some people.

 

[Dingleberry]

@Lord Mayo look at what you could win if you gather some of your reddit friends over here!

 

[Dingleberry]

Sounds good, I'll just head over to PatsFans.com and pm some people.

Ask Ford Prefect and Pat the Pats Fan why they registered here then never posted or came back.

If you can get them here, that counts for you. If they don't come here because they are afraid of Ian, tell them I said to go fuck themselves with Tunescribe's faggot parrot.

 

[jlaff]

Ask Ford Prefect and Pat the Pats Fan why they registered here then never posted or came back.

If you can get them here, that counts for you. If they don't come here because they are afraid of Ian, tell them I said to go fuck themselves with Tunescribe's faggot parrot.

I think only @Deus Irae got the joke...

 

[Dingleberry]

I think only @Deus Irae got the joke...

The parrot? That's common knowledge amongst us. It came out on the Planet when Tunescribe got upset about @Kontradiction posting his real photo.

 

[Lord Maye]

@Lord Mayo look at what you could win if you gather some of your reddit friends over here!

oh i dont make friends on reddit, i just talk shit until i get banned

 

[jlaff]

The parrot? That's common knowledge amongst us. It came out on the Planet when Tunescribe got upset about @Kontradiction posting his real photo.

The joke was my alleged ability to go to Patsfans and start PMing people. Or are you just playing me now.

 

[Dingleberry]

The joke was my alleged ability to go to Patsfans and start PMing people. Or are you just playing me now.

Oh shit, I forgot you got banned! And Ian claimed he was your friend. What a guy.

100% forgot you were banned though.

 

[HSanders HSanders]

Ask Ford Prefect and Pat the Pats Fan why they registered here then never posted or came back.

If you can get them here, that counts for you. If they don't come here because they are afraid of Ian, tell them I said to go fuck themselves with Tunescribe's faggot parrot.

Wait... they have people over there that have homosexual birds??

 

[Lord Chevy]

Wait... they have people over there that have homosexual birds??

No, the bird's sexuality is unknown. What they have are birds who have no choice in the matter.

 

[PM15]

I'll message some Chiefs fans

 

[LordSensei1958]

Wait... they have people over there that have homosexual birds??

Yeah, they play with each others pecker.

 

[LordSensei1958]

I'll message some Chiefs fans

Chief fans may not be welcomed, but they will be accepted.

 

[LordSensei1958]

Ok, the contest has been going on for 2 days now. The total number of new members, zero (0). If you can get new members to sign up before this weekend, they can also enter the "Survivor" contest for $100.00 gift card from Amazon @Lord Guts is so generously doing. Also, the weekly signed jersey contest and Christmas day contest.

Remember, the first person who recruits 3 new members gets the $150.00 gift card in time for Christmas, and who couldn't use that for presents? Also, 500K Dingle dollars!!

Good luck!!

 

[Dingleberry]

Ok, the contest has been going on for 2 days now. The total number of new members, zero (0). If you can get new members to sign up before this weekend, they can also enter the "Survivor" contest for $100.00 gift card from Amazon @Lord Guts is so generously doing. Also, the weekly signed jersey contest and Christmas day contest.

Remember, the first person who recruits 3 new members gets the $150.00 gift card in time for Christmas, and who couldn't use that for presents? Also, 500K Dingle dollars!!

Good luck!!

See the message above @everyone

Don't any of you fucking losers have friends? Of course not. That's why you're posting here. You all must have loser friends at least. Let's go.

I won't keep asking nicely like this in the future.

 

[jlaff]

See the message above @everyone

Don't any of you fucking losers have friends? Of course not. That's why you're posting here. You all must have loser friends at least. Let's go.

I won't keep asking nicely like this in the future.

I've been telling everyone I know in real life about this site. My hope is to be shunned from polite society after people see what I post and all the depraved content I'm so entertained by here.