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I've been telling everyone I know in real life about this site. My hope is to be shunned from polite society after people see what I post and all the depraved content I'm so entertained by here.


Tell the men that this site has a lot of pictures of pussy. With all the cat posts around here, it's 100% true.
 
Tell the men that this site has a lot of pictures of pussy. With all the cat posts around here, it's 100% true.
This isn’t the kind of pussy I envisioned when starting a no rules board. Hopefully Xenforo changes that so I can share some porn on here.
 
It'll be hard to get Philly fans to do anything, but I'll give it a shot. I have some Fantasy football geeks that I hang out with


Tell them that they'll get to shit all over the Cowboys, Giants and Redskins fans.
 
Tell them that they'll get to shit all over the Cowboys, Giants and Redskins fans.
Well we are all Lakers fans now. Our season is over
 
90% of my friends either don't like football or post on message boards.they're too busy with Facebook and instant face and my face and all that other shit that I don't have.the few friends of mine who like football are not gonna come to a Patriot's message board for any reason because they're Browns fans . I have one friend who's an eagles fan but he is not gonna post on a message board for any reason. He won't even go in his son's house if the Alexa is on.
 
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90% of my friends either don't like football or post on message boards.they're too busy with Facebook and instant face and my face and all that other shit that I don't have the few friends of mine that liked football are not gonna come to a Patriot's message board for any reason because they're Browns fans . I have one friend who's an eagles fan but he is not gonna post on a message board for any reason. He won't even go in his son's house if the Alexa is on.

We're all in the same boat I'm afraid.

However, if you know people who might post but don't like football, does that really matter? The 153 forum and Political forum are busier than the football forum DURING FOOTBALL SEASON! 😂

The other two forums are more entertaining too. Someone could spend days going thru the craziness.
 
I would die before I ever told any of my friends that I post on a message board regularly… let alone own one.
You're doing polite society a good deed by keeping us degenerates off the streets.


Yes, if you're reading this, you too are a degenerate.
 
You're doing polite society a good deed by keeping us degenerates off the streets.


Yes, if you're reading this, you too are a degenerate.
Here’s how much of a degenerate I am - I didn’t care to report fraud on my credit card until I could no longer use it to gamble.
 
Here’s how much of a degenerate I am - I didn’t care to report fraud on my credit card until I could no longer use it to gamble.
This is how much of a degenerate I am:

Can I please have College of Charleston -6.5 over Wofford for 200K tonight?

I've never seen either team play.
 
I would die before I ever told any of my friends that I post on a message board regularly… let alone own one.

This isn't really a message board. It's the only one I am on because it's an anti message board. I don't know how to define it other than a great case study in a strange mishmash of mental illness, intellect, debauchery, and platonic love. Mostly mental illness though.
 
This is how much of a degenerate I am:

Can I please have College of Charleston -6.5 over Wofford for 200K tonight?

I've never seen either team play.
I think we are going to come up with this genuinely new idea that we didn’t steal from anyone whatsoever, and maybe base the code off of DraftKings in the offseason so we should have a lot more sports to bet on, more parlays, etc. Less work on Dingle.
 
I think we are going to come up with this genuinely new idea that we didn’t steal from anyone whatsoever, and maybe base the code off of DraftKings in the offseason so we should have a lot more sports to bet on, more parlays, etc. Less work on Dingle.

Good. I was thinking about taking a steaming shit on an off-season of fucking soccer and basketball betting.
 
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RankPlayerRecordHit%Balance
🥇 Lord Guts 201W337L 37% DB 602,500,000
🥈 Dingleberry 337W344L 49% DB 535,000,002
🥉 Ford Prefect 120W172L 41% DB 315,650,001
4 Lord Maye 119W188L 39% DB 273,300,001
5 TB12 Goat 111W174L 39% DB 245,000,001
6 Deus Irae 207W230L 47% DB 220,651,329
7 Kontradiction 457W586L 44% DB 200,000,000
8 PM15 28W50L 36% DB 188,750,000
9 Gumpboy45 90W149L 38% DB 164,394,202
10 HSanders 112W149L 43% DB 156,398,335
11 Lord Chevy 158W289L 35% DB 113,750,000
12 The Patriot 149W171L 47% DB 86,105,001
13 LordSensei1958 415W608L 41% DB 35,000,001
14 Jack Bauer 51W56L 48% DB 27,635,002
15 CM Punk 21W34L 38% DB 21,150,001
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RankPlayerRecordHit%Balance
🥇 Lord Guts 201W337L 37% DB 602,500,000
🥈 Dingleberry 337W344L 49% DB 535,000,002
🥉 Ford Prefect 120W172L 41% DB 315,650,001
4 Lord Maye 119W188L 39% DB 273,300,001
5 TB12 Goat 111W174L 39% DB 245,000,001
6 Deus Irae 207W230L 47% DB 220,651,329
7 Kontradiction 457W586L 44% DB 200,000,000
8 PM15 28W50L 36% DB 188,750,000
9 Gumpboy45 90W149L 38% DB 164,394,202
10 HSanders 112W149L 43% DB 156,398,335
11 Lord Chevy 158W289L 35% DB 113,750,000
12 The Patriot 149W171L 47% DB 86,105,001
13 LordSensei1958 415W608L 41% DB 35,000,001
14 Jack Bauer 51W56L 48% DB 27,635,002
15 CM Punk 21W34L 38% DB 21,150,001
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