giantsownbrady
Giants Troll
One of the top 10 left tackles in the game. Some how, I think you'd be interested in him, considering where your offensive line was last year.
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One of the top 10 left tackles in the game. Some how, I think you'd be interested in him, considering where your offensive line was last year.
thats ok we now have a top 9 left tackle
giantsownbrady
Giants Troll
Who, stumpy? Our guy has 36.25 inch arms lol.
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that he uses for dutch rudders in the giants lockerroom
our LT uses his arms to block elite pass rushers and keep our baby GOAT QB clean
giantsownbrady
Giants Troll
Maye sucks though...
Hooray! I am not the only gay member of the forum now. Hello friend. You sound cute
ItsGonnaBeMaye
Well-known member
Do I hear wedding bells?Hooray! I am not the only gay member of the forum now. Hello friend. You sound cute
Or are those just your balls slapping against @giantsownbrady's taint?
giantsownbrady
Giants Troll
The only thing tainted (and thereby invalid) are the super bowls you won during the Spygate Era...
ItsGonnaBeMaye
Well-known member
Well, if they weren't slapping your taint, then it must have been your chin. But Finn is coming for that ass eventually.
giantsownbrady
Giants Troll
This is how I know you lost the argument...personal attacks.
ItsGonnaBeMaye
Well-known member
We weren't having an argument and there have been no personal attacks. Finn was excited to finally find another effeminate gay member on here, and I asked a very reasonable question.
giantsownbrady
Giants Troll
Speaking of reasonable questions, when did Brady win his first super bowl without the help of Spygate? 2014? Wow, it took him long enough...
ItsGonnaBeMaye
Well-known member
That's a sick burn, bro.
A reporter once asked Peyton Manning, "Peyton, what kept you going after such a serious neck injury?"
Peyton paused, then said, "You've met Eli, right? The guy who wears helmets off the field. The one with the special rubber pants."
"You might’ve heard that the Giants had to assign someone just to keep track of his favorite blanket during road games so he wouldn’t get fussy. The fact my dad had to chaperone his honeymoon and ended up living with him." Peyton added, rubbing his temples.
"Has he shown you his horse drawings? The ones that look like snakes? Or explained in excruciating detail how he envisions those horses as purple in his head before bringing them to life with crayons? We’ve got to keep an eye on him during those coloring sessions, or the toilet ends up all sorts of colors."
"Did you know Big Bird officiated his wedding? And everyone that attended had to pretend like it was a real 7-foot talking yellow bird, or else risk Eli getting upset and using his unusual strength to ruin the ceremony?"
"My brother is... well, you understand. I just couldn’t retire with fewer Super Bowls than him… I’ll leave it at that."
