Week 16 Betting

[jlaff]

Just because they strut around here with an air of superiority, I want to point out that @jlaff and @Deus Irae do receive daily welfare payments to help keep their heads above water. They dress in their Sunday best every day, but underneath they are just as needy and insecure as the rest of you.

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I love that you included the leaderboard in that screenshot depicting @Deus Irae and I at the top of the rankings. And we didn't even need the $500k all the cheap whores on here got to get there.

 

[Dingleberry]

I love that you included the leaderboard in that screenshot depicting @Deus Irae and I at the top of the rankings. And we didn't even need the $500k all the cheap whores on here got to get there.

At the top? AT THE TOP? Look again, Mr. Pride. Only one person at the top.

But jlaff still has his pride!

 

[Deus Irae]

I love that you included the leaderboard in that screenshot depicting @Deus Irae and I at the top of the rankings. And we didn't even need the $500k all the cheap whores on here got to get there.

I love that he snuck a ONE DOLLAR deposit out of the blue and called it welfare. Very bureaucratic of him.

 

[LordSensei1958]

How are you guys doing with your preseason bets? I lost most of mine already, have a couple won and a couple to be decided.

Lost:
Pats winning 5.5 games, Pats making playoffs, Vikings under 6.5, Tyreek Hill most receiving yards, Bosa DPOY, Stroud MVP, Mahomo most passing yards, Harrison ROY, Stroud MVP

Won:

Cowboys missing playoffs (+250) 15K

Pending:

Lions NFC Champions, KC AFC Champions, Lions/KC Super Bowl, Falcons missing playoffs,

 

[Tony2046]

Top Ramen broke? Suave Shampoo broke?

Dear Lord .... Not Miracle Whip broke?

Dumpster diving at the local McDonald's broke

 

[Dingleberry]

I love that he snuck a ONE DOLLAR deposit out of the blue and called it welfare. Very bureaucratic of him.

Oh sure. Pretend you guys weren't PMing me begging for welfare.

Did you and @jlaff relocate to Orlando?

 

[Tony2046]

How are you guys doing with your preseason bets? I lost most of mine already, have a couple won and a couple to be decided.

Lost:
Pats winning 5.5 games, Pats making playoffs, Vikings under 6.5, Tyreek Hill most receiving yards, Bosa DPOY, Stroud MVP, Mahomo most passing yards, Harrison ROY, Stroud MVP

Won:

Cowboys missing playoffs (+250) 15K

Pending:

Lions NFC Champions, KC AFC Champions, Lions/KC Super Bowl, Falcons missing playoffs,

Going to lose a couple and win one.

 

[LordSensei1958]

Going to lose a couple and win one.

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Nice win on the Jets!!

 

[Tony2046]

Nice win on the Jets!!

One thing I've learned over the years is that the Jete never fail at sucking.

 

[Deus Irae]

How are you guys doing with your preseason bets? I lost most of mine already, have a couple won and a couple to be decided.

Lost:
Pats winning 5.5 games, Pats making playoffs, Vikings under 6.5, Tyreek Hill most receiving yards, Bosa DPOY, Stroud MVP, Mahomo most passing yards, Harrison ROY, Stroud MVP

Won:

Cowboys missing playoffs (+250) 15K

Pending:

Lions NFC Champions, KC AFC Champions, Lions/KC Super Bowl, Falcons missing playoffs,

Some still seem like winners. Some are sure losers, whether because of injury (Lawrence passing yards) or bedshitting (SF winning division or whatever it was). Overall number is still unclear.

 

[HSanders HSanders]

I love that you included the leaderboard in that screenshot depicting @Deus Irae and I at the top of the rankings. And we didn't even need the $500k all the cheap whores on here got to get there.

excuse me...i am NOT cheap!

 

[Dingleberry]

excuse me...i am NOT cheap!

I can confirm this. She charges me $500 for each orgasm.


The joke is on her though because I fake each of them.

 

[LordSensei1958]

excuse me...i am NOT cheap!

I charge $100.00 an inch. But, unfortunately, $50.00 doesn't buy much these days.

 

[LordSensei1958]

Business is so bad for the hookers here that they give head for free just to get something warm in their stomachs.

 

[jlaff]

How are you guys doing with your preseason bets? I lost most of mine already, have a couple won and a couple to be decided.

Lost:
Pats winning 5.5 games, Pats making playoffs, Vikings under 6.5, Tyreek Hill most receiving yards, Bosa DPOY, Stroud MVP, Mahomo most passing yards, Harrison ROY, Stroud MVP

Won:

Cowboys missing playoffs (+250) 15K

Pending:

Lions NFC Champions, KC AFC Champions, Lions/KC Super Bowl, Falcons missing playoffs,

I think I put at least half my cash on the Pats under wins. I'll have to find that list again and check it out.

 

[LordSensei1958]

I think I put at least half my cash on the Pats under wins. I'll have to find that list again and check it out.

I went with my heart over my head with the Pats. I'm an eternal optimist until I see them on the field and realize how bad they are.

 

[Godzilla]

Another beggar fed by Daddy Dinglebucks.

Who is next to grovel? @everyone

I'll grovel. Nothing left for me to enjoy this NFL season might as well make it fun

 

[Dingleberry]

I'll grovel. Nothing left for me to enjoy this NFL season might as well make it fun

Once you show your Cowboy pride, the $500k is yours!

 

[LordSensei1958]

@Dingleberry Can you list Buffalo and over 40.5 against the Pats please?

 

[PM15]

You're pretty cool for a queefs fan

Meh. You all honored your bets when the Chiefs won the Superbowl.