The Official Divisional Round GDT

Super Bowl matchup will be Washington vs KC.

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It's really amazing how little criticism Lamar Jackson is receiving for how shitty he played in the first half of that game. It's almost like the media knows he's gonna be named the MVP and they don't want to besmirch it.
 
Here is how the AFCCG will go. This will be a very technical Xs and Os breakdown, so many of you may not be able to keep up.

Patrick Mahomes will drop his pants in the middle of the field and take a huge creamy shit all over Josh Allens forehead. Then he will proceed to smear the shit all over Allen's face, and will close out the game by teabagging Allen, with his shit now hardened across Josh's face.
 
ItsGonnaBeMaye said:
Here is how the AFCCG will go. This will be a very technical Xs and Os breakdown, so many of you may not be able to keep up.

Patrick Mahomes will drop his pants in the middle of the field and take a huge creamy shit all over Josh Allens forehead. Then he will proceed to smear the shit all over Allen's face, and will close out the game by teabagging Allen, with his shit now hardened across Josh's face.
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GAAHHHH! not watching that.🤣
 
ItsGonnaBeMaye said:
Here is how the AFCCG will go. This will be a very technical Xs and Os breakdown, so many of you may not be able to keep up.

Patrick Mahomes will drop his pants in the middle of the field and take a huge creamy shit all over Josh Allens forehead. Then he will proceed to smear the shit all over Allen's face, and will close out the game by teabagging Allen, with his shit now hardened across Josh's face.
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Due to dipping his sack in shit, Patty will get an infection, and Allen will be penalized 15 yards and and fined.
 
Lord Chevy said:
Due to dipping his sack in shit, Patty will get an infection, and Allen will be penalized 15 yards and and fined.
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Mahomes has done it so many times to Allen that he is now immune to any infection.
 
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RankPlayerRecordHit%Balance
🥇 Lord Guts 201W • 337L 37% DB 602,500,000
🥈 Dingleberry 337W • 344L 49% DB 535,000,002
🥉 Ford Prefect 120W • 172L 41% DB 315,650,001
4 Lord Maye 119W • 188L 39% DB 273,300,001
5 TB12 Goat 111W • 174L 39% DB 245,000,001
6 Deus Irae 207W • 230L 47% DB 220,651,329
7 Kontradiction 457W • 586L 44% DB 200,000,000
8 PM15 28W • 50L 36% DB 188,750,000
9 Gumpboy45 90W • 149L 38% DB 164,394,202
10 HSanders 112W • 149L 43% DB 156,398,335
11 Lord Chevy 158W • 289L 35% DB 113,750,000
12 The Patriot 149W • 171L 47% DB 86,105,001
13 LordSensei1958 415W • 608L 41% DB 35,000,001
14 Jack Bauer 51W • 56L 48% DB 27,635,002
15 CM Punk 21W • 34L 38% DB 21,150,001
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RankPlayerRecordHit%Balance
🥇 Lord Guts 201W • 337L 37% DB 602,500,000
🥈 Dingleberry 337W • 344L 49% DB 535,000,002
🥉 Ford Prefect 120W • 172L 41% DB 315,650,001
4 Lord Maye 119W • 188L 39% DB 273,300,001
5 TB12 Goat 111W • 174L 39% DB 245,000,001
6 Deus Irae 207W • 230L 47% DB 220,651,329
7 Kontradiction 457W • 586L 44% DB 200,000,000
8 PM15 28W • 50L 36% DB 188,750,000
9 Gumpboy45 90W • 149L 38% DB 164,394,202
10 HSanders 112W • 149L 43% DB 156,398,335
11 Lord Chevy 158W • 289L 35% DB 113,750,000
12 The Patriot 149W • 171L 47% DB 86,105,001
13 LordSensei1958 415W • 608L 41% DB 35,000,001
14 Jack Bauer 51W • 56L 48% DB 27,635,002
15 CM Punk 21W • 34L 38% DB 21,150,001
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