The Official Divisional Round GDT

and now it is actually snowing... man i can jinx anything.. still unsure what to do with this power
Maybe try to give a woman an orgasm. Never mind, I'm sure there's much better uses.
 
Always have to root for our brother-from-another-mother-city in the Eagles if they’re not playing the Pats or threatening any of our records/aura.
 
Also if that was Mahomes getting spun after out of bounds, flags would have came from every direction. New, previously-unseen referees would have run on to the field just to throw more. Snowplows would have come out to clear the field of yellow flags.
 
Eagles fucking up their last possession before the Half on levels Brady/Belichick previously thought impossible.
 
Tony Dungy will always be a punk ass bitch.
 
The Rams are fun to watch. These guys were 1-4 after week 5. 10-3 since then….one meaningless game. Otherwise, only lost vs. Miami and @Philly 37-20…..
 
Eagles fucking up their last possession before the Half on levels Brady/Belichick previously thought impossible.
Yeah i'd take the TO immediately and try sideline throws to get back to FG range. Running the clock down for a hail Mary in the snow seems dumb AF
 
Tom Brady talks made shit low key all game long. I love it.
 
Brady should just go full Heel commentator.
 
Brady: “He’s been gifted half his rings. I destroyed him twice on different teams. The refs carry him. He’ll never have seven rings. He’ll always be my bitch.”

Kevin Burkhardt: “…..”

Brady: “Go get me an avocado sandwich, Kev. I’ll take it from here.”

>near entire NFL fan base converts to loving Tom
 
Brady: “He’s been gifted half his rings. I destroyed him twice on different teams. The refs carry him. He’ll never have seven rings. He’ll always be my bitch.”

Kevin Burkhardt: “…..”

Brady: “Go get me an avocado sandwich, Kev. I’ll take it from here.”

>near entire NFL fan base converts to loving Tom
"And no fucking tomato!"
 
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RankPlayerRecordHit%Balance
🥇 Lord Guts 201W337L 37% DB 602,500,000
🥈 Dingleberry 337W344L 49% DB 535,000,002
🥉 Ford Prefect 120W172L 41% DB 315,650,001
4 Lord Maye 119W188L 39% DB 273,300,001
5 TB12 Goat 111W174L 39% DB 245,000,001
6 Deus Irae 207W230L 47% DB 220,651,329
7 Kontradiction 457W586L 44% DB 200,000,000
8 PM15 28W50L 36% DB 188,750,000
9 Gumpboy45 90W149L 38% DB 164,394,202
10 HSanders 112W149L 43% DB 156,398,335
11 Lord Chevy 158W289L 35% DB 113,750,000
12 The Patriot 149W171L 47% DB 86,105,001
13 LordSensei1958 415W608L 41% DB 35,000,001
14 Jack Bauer 51W56L 48% DB 27,635,002
15 CM Punk 21W34L 38% DB 21,150,001
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RankPlayerRecordHit%Balance
🥇 Lord Guts 201W337L 37% DB 602,500,000
🥈 Dingleberry 337W344L 49% DB 535,000,002
🥉 Ford Prefect 120W172L 41% DB 315,650,001
4 Lord Maye 119W188L 39% DB 273,300,001
5 TB12 Goat 111W174L 39% DB 245,000,001
6 Deus Irae 207W230L 47% DB 220,651,329
7 Kontradiction 457W586L 44% DB 200,000,000
8 PM15 28W50L 36% DB 188,750,000
9 Gumpboy45 90W149L 38% DB 164,394,202
10 HSanders 112W149L 43% DB 156,398,335
11 Lord Chevy 158W289L 35% DB 113,750,000
12 The Patriot 149W171L 47% DB 86,105,001
13 LordSensei1958 415W608L 41% DB 35,000,001
14 Jack Bauer 51W56L 48% DB 27,635,002
15 CM Punk 21W34L 38% DB 21,150,001
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