MUST-READ The Christmas Day Contest

[LordSensei1958]

Ravens - 432 yards
Texans - 211yards
Total - 643 yards

Two game total:

796yards
643 yards
Total: 1493 yards

@Tony2046 punkass looks like the winner?

I'm waiting to hear from a couple of people what their guesses were before declaring a winner. @Dingleberry @Beers and anyone else I may have missed.

 

[Dingleberry]

Ravens - 432 yards
Texans - 211yards
Total - 643 yards

Two game total:

796yards
643 yards
Total: 1493 yards

I'm waiting to hear from a couple of people what their guesses were before declaring a winner. @Dingleberry @Beers and anyone else I may have missed.

My guess was 1493.

 

[Tony2046]

@Tony2046 punkass looks like the winner?

No, unfortunately screwed up and changed my guess. Haha

 

[Lord Chevy]

@Tony2046 punkass looks like the winner?

Then double the damn snowflakes!

 

[Kontradiction]

No, unfortunately screwed up and changed my guess. Haha

The snowflakes gave you a light seizure and had you making a bad decision.

 

[LordSensei1958]

Ravens - 432 yards
Texans - 211yards
Total - 643 yards

Two game total:

796yards
643 yards
Total: 1493 yards

I'm waiting to hear from a couple of people what their guesses were before declaring a winner. @Dingleberry @Beers and anyone else I may have missed.

@everyone.....

I found the lost guess of @Dingleberry in my PMs. He is the WINNER!!! He was only 1 (one) yard away from the correct total!!

Dec. 2 2024

Christmas. 1492

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I'd like to think you'd understand that enabling people who will turn on you in a heartbeat if you cross them isn't ideal. Go ahead and do even one thing that pisses either of those two off - they'll drop you so fast, you won't even see it coming.

 

[Dingleberry]

@everyone.....

I found the lost guess of @Dingleberry in my PMs. He is the WINNER!!! He was only 1 (one) yard away from the correct total!!

Dec. 2 2024

Christmas. 1492

⬇

I'd like to think you'd understand that enabling people who will turn on you in a heartbeat if you cross them isn't ideal. Go ahead and do even one thing that pisses either of those two off - they'll drop you so fast, you won't even see it coming.

I would like to thank all the little people, which means @everyone here. Never has there been a more worthy and honorable winner.

 

[LordSensei1958]

I would like to thank all the little people, which means @everyone here. Never has there been a more worthy and honorable winner.

View: https://youtu.be/VurLl0qNeKg?t=16

 

[Tony2046]

I would like to thank all the little people, which means @everyone here. Never has there been a more worthy and honorable winner.

Nice guess to make on 27th.

 

[LordSensei1958]

Nice guess to make on 27th.

Dec 2, 2024
Christmas. 1492

⬇

I'd like to think you'd understand that enabling people who will turn on you in a heartbeat if you cross them isn't ideal. Go ahead and do even one thing that pisses either of those two off - they'll drop you so fast, you won't even see it coming.

-Ian's warning to Guts about Kontra and Dingle

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[Tony2046]

Dec 2, 2024
Christmas. 1492

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I'd like to think you'd understand that enabling people who will turn on you in a heartbeat if you cross them isn't ideal. Go ahead and do even one thing that pisses either of those two off - they'll drop you so fast, you won't even see it coming.

-Ian's warning to Guts about Kontra and Dingle

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Bookie byte gate is real.

 

[LordSensei1958]

Nice guess to make on 27th.

If I was going to cheat, I'd declare @HSanders the winner. I imagine she's got a better ass than all the rest of you hardheads. Especially @Lord Guts who ass has been tapped more times than maple trees in Vermont.

 

[Tony2046]

If I was going to cheat, I'd declare @HSanders the winner. I imagine she's got a better ass than all the rest of you hardheads. Especially @Lord Guts who ass has been tapped more times than maple trees in Vermont.

I'm just kidding around and haven't used the bookie byte gate shtick in awhile.

 

[Dingleberry]

If I was going to cheat, I'd declare @HSanders the winner. I imagine she's got a better ass than all the rest of you hardheads. Especially @Lord Guts who ass has been tapped more times than maple trees in Vermont.

@HSanders does have a fabulous ass. I'd tell you all more but it is rude to kiss and tell. Picture @Lord Guts hairless Latin ass but without the wear and tear.

 

[LordSensei1958]

@HSanders does have a fabulous ass. I'd tell you all more but it is rude to kiss and tell. Picture @Lord Guts hairless Latin ass but without the wear and tear.

Yep, you're kissing her ass right now. It would have to be better than @Lord Guts, at least she wouldn't want a reach around.

 

[Lord GutsLord Guts's icon]

Ayooo what the fuck

 

[tabmixer]

@everyone.....

I found the lost guess of @Dingleberry in my PMs. He is the WINNER!!! He was only 1 (one) yard away from the correct total!!

Dec. 2 2024

Christmas. 1492

⬇

I'd like to think you'd understand that enabling people who will turn on you in a heartbeat if you cross them isn't ideal. Go ahead and do even one thing that pisses either of those two off - they'll drop you so fast, you won't even see it coming.

Winner of the contest and murdering us in the Sportsbook I smell shenanigans.

 

[Deus Irae]

Winner of the contest and murdering us in the Sportsbook I smell shenanigans.

There is a solution...

 

[CM Punk]

I'm certain that I made a typo on my guess and meant to put 1494

 

[Kontradiction]

Going to unpin this since @Dingleberry is going to grace us with another contest to give the serfs some of his money.


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