Thanksgiving Sqaures!

[Lord Chevy]

@everyone

Ok ... The squares are up:

PM me for the password, then go to

SqMGR - The Football Squares Pool Manager

sqmgr.com

To start - each player can claim 5 squares on each pool. On Tuesday additional squares will given out in pairs until they are all full. That means I will post a set of names that can go claim 2 squares per pool. I'll do this until they are all accounted for.

Our resident Bookie - The Don himself @Dingleberry - has graciously offered to fund this event (nothing to do with the $100 plates he recently found), so here are the payouts:

For each pool:

Q1/Q2/Q3 Winner gets 2M Dingles (guaranteed to not leave any ink stains)

Q4 Winner gets 4M

If one player does the clean sweep - a 10M bonus will be left for you in the western trashcan at Degenerate's Park.

And, if the truly impossible happens and one of you manages to sweep the entire contest you will be visited by three large individuals with a penchant for pasta. They'll leave you broken and beaten, but with a nice 20M bonus on top of the other winnings.


All of this potential for a few minutes of logging in and claiming some squares at random. That's it! So get off your asses and claim your spots!

 

[Dingleberry]

@everyone

I will also pay a $5M signing bonus to all who play. Don't be a douche.

 

[Beers]

Just a heads up, the squares you pick for one game transfer over to the others

 

[LordSensei1958]

@everyone

I will also pay a $5M signing bonus to all who play. Don't be a douche.

You should be charging us!!

 

[Lord Chevy]

@everyone

I will also pay a $5M signing bonus to all who play. Don't be a douche.

Those plate of a higher quality than expected?

 

[Lord Chevy]

@Jack Bauer and @Fp_colt - Expect to see you both competing. And, no, @Fp_colt , you can't just parrot @Jack Bauer 's picks. You need to make your own. You should be able to get several squares that are next to @HSanders , though.

 

[Dingleberry]

@Jack Bauer and @Fp_colt - Expect to see you both competing. And, no, @Fp_colt , you can't just parrot @Jack Bauer 's picks. You need to make your own. You should be able to get several squares that are next to @HSanders , though.

They are competing. Sword fight.

 

[HSanders]

done! good luck to all! Powerball's up to 696 million or something so if my luck carries to that instead, i'm okay with it.

 

[Gumpboy45]

@everyone

I will also pay a $5M signing bonus to all who play. Don't be a douche.

Im in, claimed 5 each

 

[Dingleberry]

I'll be paying the $5M for joining the squares next week when all squares are selected @everyone

You'll have it to bet on Thanksgiving.

 

[Ford Prefect]

Claimed 5.

 

[Lord Maye]

i claimed 4 more (already had 1 square claimed when it was originally put up before it was PW protected)

 

[Lord Chevy]

@everyone

60 of 100 squares claimed. That means room for 8 more players - don't be a putz!

 

[jlaff]

I thought we claimed 5 per link.

 

[Lord Chevy]

I thought we claimed 5 per link.

Yes ... 60 of 100 picked. That means 40 left. Divide it by 5 and you get .....?

 

[Kontradiction]

@everyone

60 of 100 squares claimed. That means room for 8 more players - don't be a putz!

Yo send me a PM with the password.

 

[Dingleberry]

Yes ... 60 of 100 picked. That means 40 left. Divide it by 5 and you get .....?

They didn't have math classes at Saskatoon State College.

 

[Hyped]

@everyone

60 of 100 squares claimed. That means room for 8 more players - don't be a putz!

Pm”d ya for the password??

 

[Lord Chevy]

They didn't have math classes at Saskatoon State College.

Hey, none of that. OUr resident sexy Canuck was applying the Canadian Exchange Rate.

 

[LordSensei1958]

@Lord Chevy

What happens in case of an overtime game? Do the numbers at the end of the 4th quarter still count or is it final score?