Religious Memes
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I need to be better here. I suspect most of us do.
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"Come unto me" - Matthew 11:28-30
I'm pretty sure I wouldn't want to come unto that.
ALABAMA WOMAN ARRESTED AFTER SCHEDULING JEHOVAH’S WITNESSES TO EX-BOYFRIEND’S HOUSE EVERY 30 MINUTES — FOR THREE STRAIGHT DAYS
BIRMINGHAM, AL — Police say a 23-year-old woman turned a breakup into what authorities described as “a nonstop spiritual endurance test” after allegedly requesting repeated visits from Jehovah’s Witnesses to her ex-boyfriend’s home.
Investigators say it began after he posted:
“Found peace.”
According to police, she decided to test the depth of that peace.
Over a three-day period, different pairs of well-dressed volunteers reportedly arrived at his door every 30 minutes beginning at 8:00 AM sharp.
Authorities claim the online contact forms allegedly listed:
• “Very open to long conversations.”
• “Recently going through a life transition.”
• “Asks deep questions about commitment.”
• “Home all day.”
• “Prefers follow-up visits.”
Neighbors reported seeing a steady rotation of polite but persistent visitors carrying pamphlets while the ex stood at the doorway saying,
“I AM NOT SEEKING GUIDANCE.”
Police were called after the 17th visit in one afternoon and one volunteer reportedly said:
“Sir, you specifically requested a deeper study session.”
Investigators traced the submissions back to prepaid cards and an email labeled:
“eternalreflection2026.”
When questioned, she allegedly told officers:
“He said he needed a higher purpose. I sent outreach.”
She was arrested on charges related to harassment and misuse of electronic communications.
The ex has since installed a gate and reportedly now panics anytime someone says,
“Do you have a moment?”
One responding officer summed it up:
“I’ve seen doorbell revenge. I’ve never seen scheduled salvation.”
Love may knock once.
This knocked 72 times.
BIRMINGHAM, AL — Police say a 23-year-old woman turned a breakup into what authorities described as “a nonstop spiritual endurance test” after allegedly requesting repeated visits from Jehovah’s Witnesses to her ex-boyfriend’s home.
Investigators say it began after he posted:
“Found peace.”
According to police, she decided to test the depth of that peace.
Over a three-day period, different pairs of well-dressed volunteers reportedly arrived at his door every 30 minutes beginning at 8:00 AM sharp.
Authorities claim the online contact forms allegedly listed:
• “Very open to long conversations.”
• “Recently going through a life transition.”
• “Asks deep questions about commitment.”
• “Home all day.”
• “Prefers follow-up visits.”
Neighbors reported seeing a steady rotation of polite but persistent visitors carrying pamphlets while the ex stood at the doorway saying,
“I AM NOT SEEKING GUIDANCE.”
Police were called after the 17th visit in one afternoon and one volunteer reportedly said:
“Sir, you specifically requested a deeper study session.”
Investigators traced the submissions back to prepaid cards and an email labeled:
“eternalreflection2026.”
When questioned, she allegedly told officers:
“He said he needed a higher purpose. I sent outreach.”
She was arrested on charges related to harassment and misuse of electronic communications.
The ex has since installed a gate and reportedly now panics anytime someone says,
“Do you have a moment?”
One responding officer summed it up:
“I’ve seen doorbell revenge. I’ve never seen scheduled salvation.”
Love may knock once.
This knocked 72 times.
