Patty Mahomes GOAT

[PATS16N0]

Oh the sheer unfiltered ecstasy surging through every fiber of my being right now is beyond words. Watching Patrick Mahomes go down with that knee absolutely exploding, ACL torn to shreds in one perfect crunch of divine payback, has flooded me with a euphoria I haven't felt in years. All those annoying comeback miracles, the constant ref bailouts, the endless hype... gone in an instant. Pure bliss, man. My soul is dancing, my heart is soaring, this is the sweetest football justice I've ever tasted and I'm soaking in every second of it. What a beautiful day to be alive.

This is why Eagles fans are my favorite outside New England fan base.

 

[Mazz22]

MaGOAT was the only reason we won 6 games to begin with. You see the trash he has to work with? Reid has also gotten out of touch

Yahoo Sports:

“Patrick Mahomes’ Chiefs offense is better than ever with Rashee Rice’s return.”
— Framed Rice as a major boost, giving Mahomes another dynamic weapon alongside an already solid group.

Sports Illustrated:

“The Chiefs won’t be easing Rashee Rice back into action… They will be allocating a heavy workload for him… That’s a really strong five-man receiving group.”
— SI explicitly said Rice’s return completed the offensive arsenal Mahomes could unleash.

NFL.com:

“Chiefs’ Patrick Mahomes to have full complement of WRs with Rashee Rice return… the Chiefs are in the best spot they’ve been in years.”
— National NFL media framing this as Mahomes finally having everything he needs.

Fan / social media narrative:

“With the return of Rashee Rice, Patrick Mahomes’ collection of weapons are now complete.”
— The dominant fan/media talking point at the time.

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

Hi

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

Fuck I’ve been really busy. Missed the whole season, what happened? Can @PM15 give me a quick summary of MaGoat and all the worlds he destroyed?

 

[Deus Irae]

Fuck I’ve been really busy. Missed the whole season, what happened? Can @PM15 give me a quick summary of MaGoat and all the worlds he destroyed?

Welcome back, and I hope all is well for you.




Patriots started winning. Jets found a way to get even worse. Daniel Jones looked like a real QB for a few weeks. Mahomes popped his ACL. Big turnarounds for bottom feeders was matched by declines for long-term top teams.


I think that pretty much sums it up.

 

[Lord Guts]

Fuck I’ve been really busy. Missed the whole season, what happened? Can @PM15 give me a quick summary of MaGoat and all the worlds he destroyed?

Youre gone a whole ass season and come back to hate


I love it

 

[PM15]

Fuck I’ve been really busy. Missed the whole season, what happened? Can @PM15 give me a quick summary of MaGoat and all the worlds he destroyed?

A minor setback. 2026 is our revenge tour officially and he will take back his crown as the greatest quarterback on the planet.

 

[Lord Guts]

A minor setback. 2026 is our revenge tour officially and he will take back his crown as the greatest quarterback on the planet.

nah 2026 gonna be a down year
2027 is the key one

 

[Deus Irae]

A minor setback. 2026 is our revenge tour officially and he will take back his crown as the greatest quarterback on the planet.

WTF happened to 2025 being inevitable?

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

A minor setback. 2026 is our revenge tour officially and he will take back his crown as the greatest quarterback on the planet.

2013 RG3 vibes

 

[TB12 Goat]

Put a fork in him cuz he's done unless he changes his playstyle.

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

Put a fork in him cuz he's done unless he changes his playstyle.

He can’t. I mean that’s the whole thing. It’s not like he can just become a pocket quarterback when he sucks from the pocket.

 

[Beers]

Here's Patrick next season

 

[LordSensei1958]

 

[Mazz22]

He can’t. I mean that’s the whole thing. It’s not like he can just become a pocket quarterback when he sucks from the pocket.

Talk about falling off a cliff. Wow


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[PM15]

I want Andy and Veach to give us a running game. With the Rice situation unfolding I'm sure we will need to look at the WR position as well. Travis may retire. Bump in the road Brady didn't win anything for 10 years still on pace

 

[LordSensei1958]

 

[Lord Guts]

I want Andy and Veach to give us a running game. With the Rice situation unfolding I'm sure we will need to look at the WR position as well. Travis may retire. Bump in the road Brady didn't win anything for 10 years still on pace

You got cap issues
defense getting older
Kermit will have to olay from the pocket and not his gay scrambling BS...
Lots of issues bro

 

[Deus Irae]

I want Andy and Veach to give us a running game. With the Rice situation unfolding I'm sure we will need to look at the WR position as well. Travis may retire. Bump in the road Brady didn't win anything for 10 years still on pace

Maybe get Mahomes to take less in order to help the team....

 

[Mazz22]

I want Andy and Veach to give us a running game. With the Rice situation unfolding I'm sure we will need to look at the WR position as well. Travis may retire. Bump in the road Brady didn't win anything for 10 years still on pace

LOL. You really think you have anything close to 10 years with Mahomie? He has been declining for 3 seasons now and is coming off ACL/LCL tears. The trajectory for him is Cam Newton/Russell Wilson at his age/style of play not Brady who only got better with age and produced a HoF career in his 40s.