Patriots GameDay Patriots vs Texans Divisional Round

Patriots GameDay Discussion
My friend doesn’t follow football but loves Lord of the Rings so I make Lord of the Ring NFL memes to keep her up to date on all the happenings and send them to her against her will.

Is she bangable?
 
Seems like everyone on these pre game shows knows texans D will shut pats down. Drake might not complete a single pass
He’s going to have to soften them up with his legs assuming both Anderson and Hunter do what they usually do. Can’t play like we did last week or the Pats are capable of getting stunned. Even without having to worry about Nico Collins.
 
God has eliminated Houston's pass rush with the we field.

God is about to deliver us another Patriots dynasty because we are good people and we deserve it.
I notice nothing but white faces in the stands when I observe the crowd.

Must be nice.
 
Beating playoff Herbert, CJ Stroud, Jarrett Stidham, and Sam Darnold to win our 7th ring is pure perfection. The amount of hatred that will come from having such an easy path will be orgasmic.
 
Speaking of women, I love 18-22 Gen Z sluts. Left wing and feminist in public, but behind closed doors they love being degraded and used by misogynist right wing men more than twice their age like the whores that they are 🥰
 
I've got 31 tabs open for the message boards of every other team in the league.

This should be fun.
I see we have similar good tastes. Please post some of the winners for our enjoyment.
 
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