Nothing against your posts, LordSensei, and I appreciate them, but I am getting tired of football trying to use stats the way they've been using baseball stats for a hundred years:
"Until today, Nobody had ever batted higher than .302 on a Wednesday, in the midwest, during a post-9:30pm night game, the day after 5 inches of snow had fallen, against a left handed pitcher who's between 5-10" and 5-10.5" and has been in the league for 89 days."