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MIAMI — Authorities in Miami-Dade County have issued a warrant for the arrest of former NFL wide receiver Antonio Brown on a charge of felony attempted production of a rap album, according to documents reviewed by The Sports Memery.
The warrant, signed Wednesday, alleges that Brown commandeered a soundboard with plans to release two unsolicited “sneak peek” tracks into the digital ether. Tracks that, according to investigators, absolutely no one on Earth requested. A witness described the audio assault as causing “significant auditory distress,” adding that one particular ad lib “may have grazed his appreciation for the art of hip hop and the concept of music itself.”
Brown now faces a Class B felony charge requiring a $10,000 bond, payable to a local Miami music education program, and, if located, a court appointed lyrical mentor, and a court ordered spanking by every member of Wu Tang.
The alleged album, which Brown claims he’s been “cooking up in the lab,” is tentatively titled CTE: Crank That EAR. The project reportedly contains 12 unreleased tracks, described by police as “incomplete, incoherent, and cruel to the concept of rhythm itself.” Officials are urging the public not to listen, stream, or acknowledge the project until a full audio investigation can be completed, in hopes it can be destroyed before it inspires any other athletes to pursue a career in music.
According to sources, investigators wore riot gear while listening to the album, which allegedly features a number of guest appearances, including Ye Ye, a yet to be identified 7 foot yellow bird AB apparently pulled off the streets, and perhaps most disturbingly... Kid Rock.
Brown, 36, who last played in the NFL in 2021, has not responded publicly to the latest charges. His legal representation currently consists of a series of cryptic Twitter posts featuring failed rhyme schemes and unsolicited nude photos, which Brown insists “prove his innocence.”
The Cultural Crimes Unit was alerted shortly before midnight following multiple reports of an unauthorized release. An off duty music blogger working security at the studio told investigators he heard Brown engaging in what he called “a flagrant misuse of an 808” and “an attempt to rhyme ‘thicc’ with ‘thick.’” Witnesses with access to the leaked files identified Brown as the lead artist. Authorities later recovered several corrupted hard drives, a heavily used rhyming dictionary, and, unfortunately, no discernible hit.
Brown, who has spent years evading both his prime years in the NFL and law enforcement, reportedly fled the scene before SWAT arrived. He left behind a handwritten tracklist, a heavily used rhyming dictionary, several empty boxes of wine coolers, and a aggressively worn pair of Trump sneakers.
“At one point,” Detective Sandoval said grimly, “he rhymed ‘Chanel’ with ‘NFL’... seven times. In one verse. Then he just kept repeating, ‘AB back, AB eatin snack’ for what we can only assume is the chorus of this abomination.”
The attempted album charge adds to a growing list of artistic crimes for the former Pro Bowler, including prior accusations of lyrical negligence, studio fee evasion, and physical and emotional violence against both women and Tom Brady.
Brown, who has filed for bankruptcy, has previously attributed his artistic decisions to possible chronic traumatic encephalopathy (CTE), a degenerative brain disease linked to repeated exposure to his own playback.
“In a way, we can’t even blame the poor guy,” Sandoval said. “He’s his own biggest fan. Over 900,000 of the listens on his last album came from him. That’s enough mental punishment to break any man.”
Brown’s attorney, who is apparently a purple hued vampire with thick eyebrows and a talent for numbers, claimed the project was protected “artistic expression” and cited the numbers “1, 2, and 3” as a defense against the charges. The judge has since issued a restraining order barring Brown from all recording studios, microphones, and proximity to DJ Khaled.
Brown won a Super Bowl with the Buccaneers in 2020, catching a touchdown pass from Tom Brady. His NFL career ended in 2021 after he dramatically exited a game mid-play, shirtless and jogging off the field, presumably believing he was destined for greater things.
In the end, Antonio Brown’s greatest crime might simply be his unshakable belief in his ability to thrive off the football field.
The man at the center of the Antonio Brown attempted murder case has revealed what sparked the fight that allegedly nearly cost him his life last month.
Zül-Qarnain Nantambu, who gained infamy after waving a Palestinian flag during Kendrick Lamar’s performance at Super Bowl 59 earlier this year, is the victim in question and spoke to ‘TMZ Live’ this Friday, revealing that money was at the root of it all.
Natambu explained that Brown stole some jewelry from him while they were in Dubai for a Floyd Mayweather fight a few years back, and he got a judgment against the former NFL star after taking him to court.
He claimed to have seen Brown at Adin Ross’ boxing event in Florida on May 16 and reminded the ex-WR of the debt he owed, which resulted in AB hitting him and several of the latter’s friends jumping in to assault him.
Natambu said he got seven stitches above his eye.
Zul-Qarnain Nantambu (Photos via X)
Brown was later seen brandishing a pistol in a viral video, and gunshots were heard shortly after. Natambu said he believes a bullet grazed his neck.
A warrant has been issued for Brown, but police have yet to bring him in and have failed to reach him after at least one attempt.
The former wideout did not seem at all worried and posted a video of himself smiling while riding a bike despite the looming attempted second-degree murder with a firearm charge.
Zül-Qarnain Nantambu, who gained infamy after waving a Palestinian flag during Kendrick Lamar’s performance at Super Bowl 59 earlier this year, is the victim in question and spoke to ‘TMZ Live’ this Friday, revealing that money was at the root of it all.
Natambu explained that Brown stole some jewelry from him while they were in Dubai for a Floyd Mayweather fight a few years back, and he got a judgment against the former NFL star after taking him to court.
He claimed to have seen Brown at Adin Ross’ boxing event in Florida on May 16 and reminded the ex-WR of the debt he owed, which resulted in AB hitting him and several of the latter’s friends jumping in to assault him.
Natambu said he got seven stitches above his eye.
Antonio Brown Believed To Have Shot At Zül-Qarnain Nantambu, Grazing Him In The Neck
Brown was later seen brandishing a pistol in a viral video, and gunshots were heard shortly after. Natambu said he believes a bullet grazed his neck.
A warrant has been issued for Brown, but police have yet to bring him in and have failed to reach him after at least one attempt.
The former wideout did not seem at all worried and posted a video of himself smiling while riding a bike despite the looming attempted second-degree murder with a firearm charge.
Antonio Brown does not seem all that eager to turn himself in following a warrant being written up in his name stating he’s wanted for attempted murder.
Brown is wanted on a second-degree charge after allegedly shooting at another man after a boxing event in Florida last month. It’s believed that a bullet grazed the man’s neck, with spent shells found at the scene.
The former NFL wide receiver was detained by police following the incident but was later released. He then took to social media with claims that he was the victim of a vicious assault and attempted robbery, and was defending himself.
It appears that an investigation into the matter suggests AB was in the wrong as he’s now the subject of serious charges.
But he reckons the media is to blame.
“How TF You go from being victimized unto a attempt to murder you see they control the media,” he wrote in a tweet. “Took a month to change the narrative … A year or 2 them dragging the narrative … Attempt to murder … you see They only want 3 types of [expletives] In America in jail dead or dead broke.”
He added a screenshot from ChatGPT showing him asking the bot whether he’s being racially profiled.
View: https://x.com/AB84/status/1934333407858729102?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1934333407858729102%7Ctwgr%5E914756c0fa55e850bbd8c85e7c6641a5b8e76f3e%7Ctwcon%5Es1_c10&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.totalprosports.com%2Fnfl%2Fantonio-brown-placing-blame-for-attempted-murder-charge%2F
Antonio Brown (Photo via Instagram)
Folks in the comments voiced suspicions of the charge being triggered after the former NFL star claimed, repeatedly, that he had an affair with the wife of California Governor Gavin Newsom.
“Comments about Gavin’s wife got you railroaded … no doubt about it,” a user wrote.
“Pretty sure the higher ups made the call after ur last couple weeks posts. Poked the bear,” another said.
Whether Antonio Brown turns himself in remains to be seen, but it’s only a matter of time before he’s taken into custody
Brown is wanted on a second-degree charge after allegedly shooting at another man after a boxing event in Florida last month. It’s believed that a bullet grazed the man’s neck, with spent shells found at the scene.
The former NFL wide receiver was detained by police following the incident but was later released. He then took to social media with claims that he was the victim of a vicious assault and attempted robbery, and was defending himself.
It appears that an investigation into the matter suggests AB was in the wrong as he’s now the subject of serious charges.
But he reckons the media is to blame.
“How TF You go from being victimized unto a attempt to murder you see they control the media,” he wrote in a tweet. “Took a month to change the narrative … A year or 2 them dragging the narrative … Attempt to murder … you see They only want 3 types of [expletives] In America in jail dead or dead broke.”
He added a screenshot from ChatGPT showing him asking the bot whether he’s being racially profiled.
View: https://x.com/AB84/status/1934333407858729102?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1934333407858729102%7Ctwgr%5E914756c0fa55e850bbd8c85e7c6641a5b8e76f3e%7Ctwcon%5Es1_c10&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.totalprosports.com%2Fnfl%2Fantonio-brown-placing-blame-for-attempted-murder-charge%2F
Social Media Has Its Own Explanation For The Charge Against Antonio Brown
Folks in the comments voiced suspicions of the charge being triggered after the former NFL star claimed, repeatedly, that he had an affair with the wife of California Governor Gavin Newsom.
“Comments about Gavin’s wife got you railroaded … no doubt about it,” a user wrote.
“Pretty sure the higher ups made the call after ur last couple weeks posts. Poked the bear,” another said.
Whether Antonio Brown turns himself in remains to be seen, but it’s only a matter of time before he’s taken into custody
STRONGSVILLE, Ohio (WJW) — The Fox 8 I-Team has learned Cleveland Browns rookie quarterback Shedeur Sanders was pulled over early Tuesday morning for allegedly driving over 100 mph.
According to Strongsville police records, an officer stopped Sanders on 71 North around 12:24 a.m. on June 17. A report states Sanders was driving 101 mph, 41 miles over the posted speed limit.
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He was issued a citation. He can choose to fight the ticket in court, or he can just pay a fine.
The Ohio State Highway Patrol says last year more than 83,000 people were given tickets for speeding 20 miles over the speed limit, and more than 3,700 received tickets for going over 100 miles per hour.
The I-Team has done several stories on drivers speeding over 100 mph, including a city firefighter who was clocked driving at 117 mph.
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WATCH: Browns rookie QB cited for speeding over 100 mph
Judy Converse has spoken for the Ohio Traffic Safety Office saying, “There is no excuse for extreme speeds.”
We reached out to the Cleveland Browns.
Sanders was drafted by the Browns in Round 5 of the NFL Draft .
Shortly after arriving in Cleveland, he visited John Marshall High School, talking to students and answering questions. He encouraged students to make good decisions and to listen to their parents.
According to Strongsville police records, an officer stopped Sanders on 71 North around 12:24 a.m. on June 17. A report states Sanders was driving 101 mph, 41 miles over the posted speed limit.
I-Team: What city emails show about battle over Browns move
He was issued a citation. He can choose to fight the ticket in court, or he can just pay a fine.
The Ohio State Highway Patrol says last year more than 83,000 people were given tickets for speeding 20 miles over the speed limit, and more than 3,700 received tickets for going over 100 miles per hour.
The I-Team has done several stories on drivers speeding over 100 mph, including a city firefighter who was clocked driving at 117 mph.
Play Video
WATCH: Browns rookie QB cited for speeding over 100 mph
Judy Converse has spoken for the Ohio Traffic Safety Office saying, “There is no excuse for extreme speeds.”
We reached out to the Cleveland Browns.
Sanders was drafted by the Browns in Round 5 of the NFL Draft .
Shortly after arriving in Cleveland, he visited John Marshall High School, talking to students and answering questions. He encouraged students to make good decisions and to listen to their parents.
MEDINA, Ohio (WOIO) - 19 News has learned that before rookie Browns quarterback Shedeur Sanders was cited by Strongsville Police early Tuesday morning for speeding, he failed to appear in court for another speeding ticket.
According to court records, Sanders’ citation for speeding was filed in Medina Municipal Court on June 6.
Sanders was set to be arraigned on June 16, but failed to appear for the hearing.
On Tuesday, Strongsville Police cited Sanders for driving over 100 MPH on I-71 northbound.
According to the Strongsville Police report, police stopped Sanders in a Black Dodge truck on I-71 in Strongsville at around 12:24 a.m. for speeding.
Officers first asked Sanders for his driver’s license and registration before checking on a second car that also pulled over, driven by a California woman.
19 News has learned the woman is a social media influencer, suspected to be in a relationship with Sanders.
In the bodycam video, an officer is handed something from Sanders, which the officer replies “You should have given this to me earlier I already wrote the ticket.”
The officer then tells Sanders he will be letting the woman go without a ticket. It is unknown exactly what the item was that Sanders handed over, however Cleveland Browns Berea Security Manager John Boykin was referenced during the exchange.
Strongsville Police cited Sanders for driving 101 MPH in a 60 MPH zone, according to the report.
Sanders was issued a summons to appear at 9:30 a.m. on July 3 in Strongville Mayors Court.
The court records for Medina and the report from Strongsville show two different addresses for Sanders.
19 News reached out to the Cleveland Browns, who said they have addressed the situation with Sanders directly and that the tickets will be handled by him appropriately.
According to court records, Sanders’ citation for speeding was filed in Medina Municipal Court on June 6.
Sanders was set to be arraigned on June 16, but failed to appear for the hearing.
On Tuesday, Strongsville Police cited Sanders for driving over 100 MPH on I-71 northbound.
According to the Strongsville Police report, police stopped Sanders in a Black Dodge truck on I-71 in Strongsville at around 12:24 a.m. for speeding.
Officers first asked Sanders for his driver’s license and registration before checking on a second car that also pulled over, driven by a California woman.
19 News has learned the woman is a social media influencer, suspected to be in a relationship with Sanders.
In the bodycam video, an officer is handed something from Sanders, which the officer replies “You should have given this to me earlier I already wrote the ticket.”
The officer then tells Sanders he will be letting the woman go without a ticket. It is unknown exactly what the item was that Sanders handed over, however Cleveland Browns Berea Security Manager John Boykin was referenced during the exchange.
Strongsville Police cited Sanders for driving 101 MPH in a 60 MPH zone, according to the report.
Sanders was issued a summons to appear at 9:30 a.m. on July 3 in Strongville Mayors Court.
The court records for Medina and the report from Strongsville show two different addresses for Sanders.
19 News reached out to the Cleveland Browns, who said they have addressed the situation with Sanders directly and that the tickets will be handled by him appropriately.
