NFL BETTING - Week 5

Dingleberry

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I'll have the NFL games up tomorrow maybe. Before TNF definitely. Probably.

Standings below show a new #1 after four weeks. And confirmation of what we all suspected... Guts is a bottom.

@everyone



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2Beers12200001
3Dingleberry7050001
4Hyped7000000
5Kontradiction6100000
6PM155617012
7jlaff4996004
8Lord Maye4912501
9Ford Prefect4520000
10Fly Eagles Fly4450001
11Deus Irae4000001
12TB12 Goat3800001
13Gumpboy453672502
14CM Punk3650001
15Lord Chevy3076502
16tabmixer3000001
17HSanders2825001
18mgcolby2230001
19Jack Bauer1220001
20Lord Guts1000000
 
@everyone in the spirit of full transparency...

Like a true needy hobo, Jlaff begged for the Eagles to be included in the Last Undefeated Team winning bet from the preseason. It was clear that Buffalo was the LAST undefeated team. However, I am a compassionate and giving Dingle. So, all who picked Philly will win in addition to our resident hobo Jlaff. I said hobo not homo, though either would apply.

If any of you are doing well and would like to donate your own money to Jlaff, I am sure he would appreciate the gesture. Help a hobo out.


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@everyone in the spirit of full transparency...

Like a true needy hobo, Jlaff begged for the Eagles to be included in the Last Undefeated Team winning bet from the preseason. It was clear that Buffalo was the LAST undefeated team. However, I am a compassionate and giving Dingle. So, all who picked Philly will win in addition to our resident hobo Jlaff. I said hobo not homo, though either would apply.

If any of you are doing well and would like to donate your own money to Jlaff, I am sure he would appreciate the gesture. Help a hobo out.


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I got cleaned out this weekend. I’m in no position to help anyone.
 
@everyone in the spirit of full transparency...

Like a true needy hobo, Jlaff begged for the Eagles to be included in the Last Undefeated Team winning bet from the preseason. It was clear that Buffalo was the LAST undefeated team. However, I am a compassionate and giving Dingle. So, all who picked Philly will win in addition to our resident hobo Jlaff. I said hobo not homo, though either would apply.

If any of you are doing well and would like to donate your own money to Jlaff, I am sure he would appreciate the gesture. Help a hobo out.


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@everyone in the spirit of full transparency...

Like a true needy hobo, Jlaff begged for the Eagles to be included in the Last Undefeated Team winning bet from the preseason. It was clear that Buffalo was the LAST undefeated team. However, I am a compassionate and giving Dingle. So, all who picked Philly will win in addition to our resident hobo Jlaff. I said hobo not homo, though either would apply.

If any of you are doing well and would like to donate your own money to Jlaff, I am sure he would appreciate the gesture. Help a hobo out.


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Screw the Canadians, I say!
 
@everyone in the spirit of full transparency...

Like a true needy hobo, Jlaff begged for the Eagles to be included in the Last Undefeated Team winning bet from the preseason. It was clear that Buffalo was the LAST undefeated team. However, I am a compassionate and giving Dingle. So, all who picked Philly will win in addition to our resident hobo Jlaff. I said hobo not homo, though either would apply.

If any of you are doing well and would like to donate your own money to Jlaff, I am sure he would appreciate the gesture. Help a hobo out.


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@everyone this was my exact argument so you can all see for yourselves the lack of "begging":

"Given the structure of the NFL schedule, the only reasonable interpretation is that the "last undefeated team" would be assessed on a week to week basis, not hour to hour."
 
@everyone this was my exact argument so you can all see for yourselves the lack of "begging":

"Given the structure of the NFL schedule, the only reasonable interpretation is that the "last undefeated team" would be assessed on a week to week basis, not hour to hour."

@everyone you can obviously see the desperate and embarrassing defense by a guilty beggar. In fact, he has asked me for handouts in the past. And it's not easy for a good and honorable person like myself to say no to a person I clearly like and pity.

When he asks me for another $100,001.00 next week, I will have to put my foot down again. Full transparency. And honesty.
 
@everyone you can obviously see the desperate and embarrassing defense by a guilty beggar. In fact, he has asked me for handouts in the past. And it's not easy for a good and honorable person like myself to say no to a person I clearly like and pity.

When he asks me for another $100,001.00 next week, I will have to put my foot down again. Full transparency. And honesty.
You are enabling his degeneracy...
 
@everyone you can obviously see the desperate and embarrassing defense by a guilty beggar. In fact, he has asked me for handouts in the past. And it's not easy for a good and honorable person like myself to say no to a person I clearly like and pity.

When he asks me for another $100,001.00 next week, I will have to put my foot down again. Full transparency. And honesty.

He’s Canadian, in his defense
 
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