Miscellaneous funny, nice, happy, uplifting stuff.

This bitch has to be nicknamed "arby's".
I’ve hit some muff like that. I’m not proud of it. I was a man who turned to saltwater because I was dying of thirst.
 
I’ve hit some muff like that. I’m not proud of it. I was a man who turned to saltwater because I was dying of thirst.
Had a buddy at an old job who used to say he wasn't picky. all he needed was two tits, a hole, and a heartbeat.
 
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