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nearly killed myself doing a new years eve fireworks show on that beach

i still have the video

one of the big ones exploded prematurely right next to my head... fortunately not the gigantic ones that shoot a coconut sized mortal shell out to make those massive umbrellas, if that had exploded prematurely i wouldnt be here anymore

ive never touched fireworks since
 
nearly killed myself doing a new years eve fireworks show on that beach

i still have the video

one of the big ones exploded prematurely right next to my head... fortunately not the gigantic ones that shoot a coconut sized mortal shell out to make those massive umbrellas, if that had exploded prematurely i wouldnt be here anymore

ive never touched fireworks since

So is that beach, like, a hook-up place or something...?
 
So is that beach, like, a hook-up place or something...?

Not really, its just a beach near Pattaya/Jomtien and the water is absolutely disgusting

our skin would be so itchy when we went swimming in it, and there was a giant black pipe coming out of the ground that went into the ocean there and kids would play on it, etc

but there is a ton of hookers, etc around that area so not unusual to see tourists drunk and hooking up with night stalkers, lady boys, etc

Russians vacation there a TON.. one plus was that the russian girls quite regularly walked around topless, so you'd get to see some 20 year old hotties walking around... russian mob has a presence there and run some russian brothels.. we only ever visited one for a drink, it was so fucking awkward and aggressive that we left immediately after our first drink.. girls would walk up to you without saying anything, just quickly flash you and then hold their hand out for money while a scary russian stared you down

we noped out of there real fast
 
Not really, its just a beach near Pattaya/Jomtien and the water is absolutely disgusting

our skin would be so itchy when we went swimming in it, and there was a giant black pipe coming out of the ground that went into the ocean there and kids would play on it, etc

but there is a ton of hookers, etc around that area so not unusual to see tourists drunk and hooking up with night stalkers, lady boys, etc

Russians vacation there a TON.. one plus was that the russian girls quite regularly walked around topless, so you'd get to see some 20 year old hotties walking around... russian mob has a presence there and run some russian brothels.. we only ever visited one for a drink, it was so fucking awkward and aggressive that we left immediately after our first drink.. girls would walk up to you without saying anything, just quickly flash you and then hold their hand out for money while a scary russian stared you down

we noped out of there real fast

Awesome stories, thanks!
 
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