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Video stolen from the future ... The 20th anniversary of TheNflForum.com ... Our very first meet-up. @Kontradiction is the MC
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Kimberly martin looks just like a female version of "wolfhat facts" today, doesn't she?
Kimberly martin looks just like a female version of "wolfhat facts" today, doesn't she?
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The IRS suspected that a fishing boat owner wasn’t paying proper wages to his deckhand, so they sent an agent to investigate.
The agent boarded the boat and said, “I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them.”
The boat owner replied, “Well, there’s Clarence, my deckhand. He’s been with me for three years. I pay him $1,000 a week, plus free room and board.
“Then there’s the mentally challenged guy. He works about eighteen hours a day and does roughly ninety percent of the work around here. He makes about $30 a week, pays his own room and board, and every Saturday night I buy him a bottle of Bacardi and a dozen Budweisers so he can cope with life. He even gets to sleep with my wife occasionally.”
The IRS agent frowned and said, “That’s the guy I want to talk to—the mentally challenged one.”
The boat owner nodded and said, “That would be me. What would you like to know?”
The agent boarded the boat and said, “I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them.”
The boat owner replied, “Well, there’s Clarence, my deckhand. He’s been with me for three years. I pay him $1,000 a week, plus free room and board.
“Then there’s the mentally challenged guy. He works about eighteen hours a day and does roughly ninety percent of the work around here. He makes about $30 a week, pays his own room and board, and every Saturday night I buy him a bottle of Bacardi and a dozen Budweisers so he can cope with life. He even gets to sleep with my wife occasionally.”
The IRS agent frowned and said, “That’s the guy I want to talk to—the mentally challenged one.”
The boat owner nodded and said, “That would be me. What would you like to know?”
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Kimberly martin looks just like a female version of "wolfhat facts" today, doesn't she?
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Another fucking gross, useless, ignorant nigger bitch.
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I was at Barnes & Nobel earlier and I asked the employee if they had Donald Trump's new book on illegal immigration. She snapped at me and said "Get tf out of here and don't fucking come back"I said, "Yes, that's the one I'm looking for. Do you have it in paperback?"
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If anyone in Hollyweird ever considers doing a re-make of Mister Ed, they now know where to go...
Eleven people were dangling below a helicopter on a rope. There were ten Officers and one Sergeant. Since the rope was not strong enough to hold all the eleven, they decided that one of them had to let go to save all the others. They could not decide who should be the volunteer.
Finally the Sergeant said he would let go of the rope since Sergeants are used to doing everything. They forsake their family, don’t claim all of their expenses and do a lot of extra work without getting anything in return. When he finished his moving speech all the Officers began to clap.
Moral:Never underestimate the powers of a Sergeant.
Finally the Sergeant said he would let go of the rope since Sergeants are used to doing everything. They forsake their family, don’t claim all of their expenses and do a lot of extra work without getting anything in return. When he finished his moving speech all the Officers began to clap.
Moral:Never underestimate the powers of a Sergeant.
