Miscellaneous funny, nice, happy, uplifting stuff.

The next time you dislike your life, remember it's all about perspective. I have a friend who reads 2-3 books a week, works out twice a day, has no financial worries, and has people who want to have sex with him all the time. And yet he constantly complains about how much he hates prison.
 
The problem with porn is it creates completely unreasonable expectations of how
quickly a plumber will come to your house.
 
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