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Man has a $50 bill tattooed on his willy.

His wife says,"why have you done that?"

He replies, "For 1, I like to see my money grow: 2, 1 like to play with my money: 3, I like having money in my hand.

Last but not least, the next time you want 2 blow fifty dollars, you can stay at home and do it
 
Yeah it's something that the only girl sports I think are worth watching are gymnastics and ice skating and I bet you both of those types of women would be fun for the guys.


A lot of guys like ladies of female volleyball.
 
A lot of guys like ladies of female volleyball.
Oh yeah that's true I have a friend from my former job who played volleyball after work and he always said he would be in a lot of trouble if he wasn't married. Those girls are attired pretty skimpily as far as the shorts go.
 
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