Miscellaneous funny, nice, happy, uplifting stuff.

[LordSensei1958]

If I had the money I'd start a senior living facility with cocktails and cigars available 24x7. Fuck it - it's your last few years, the time for the docs to tell you "X and Y are bad for you" is over. Screw the cholesterol counting and low-fat shit. If I have 5 years left at best, or two doing whatever I please ... Give me the two!

That's exactly my philosophy now. I don't want to be 90 and in a nursing home with some bitch wiping my ass.
My motto remains "Live fast, die young and leave a good looking corpse".

 

[Lord Chevy]

That's exactly my philosophy now. I don't want to be 90 and in a nursing home with some bitch wiping my ass.
My motto remains "Live fast, die young and leave a good looking corpse".

So, you're gunning for two out of three?

 

[LordSensei1958]

So, you're gunning for two out of three?

I have slowed down some....


View: https://youtu.be/k5hWWe-ts2s

 

[LordSensei1958]

View: https://www.facebook.com/reel/702782219224757

 

[LordSensei1958]

View: https://www.facebook.com/reel/3054820078020582

 

[LordSensei1958]

View: https://www.facebook.com/reel/739859065080643

 

[LordSensei1958]

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[Gumpboy45]

View: https://x.com/AprilSpark1890/status/1938994946242937176

Just fucking kill me please

 

[HSanders]

Just fucking kill me please

What if you were holding an adult beverage while this was happening?

 

[Gumpboy45]

What if you were holding an adult beverage while this was happening?

I don't drink, never have. So I'm good with death

 

[Kontradiction]

They hate to see a white boy moving like this.

 

[Lord Chevy]

They hate to see a white boy moving like this.

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