Meme Dump

I was closing in on 30 and hadn’t found one worth spending the rest of my life with, then stumbled on her on a night out I wasn’t even planning on having. I was resigned to just being single and fucking everything that I could the rest of my life. There’s a lot of terrible women out there.
 
A truck loaded with Vicks Vaporub overturned on the highway. Amazingly, there was no congestion for eight hours.
 
Never leave home
without a kiss, a hug, and an "I love you."
Then remove the pet hair from your mouth as you walk to the car.
 
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