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[LordSensei1958]

 

[HSanders]

If a girl ever pulls a knife on you during an argument. Pull out the bread, turkey, and mayo. Her instincts will kick in and she will make you a sandwich.

I hear that works about as well as telling her to "calm down she sounds like her mother".

 

[Lord Chevy]

I hear that works about as well as telling her to "calm down she sounds like her mother".

View: https://youtu.be/XpFD-kgQxnI

 

[LordSensei1958]

 

[LordSensei1958]

 

[Deus Irae]

 

[Deus Irae]

 

[LordSensei1958]

 

[LordSensei1958]

 

[LordSensei1958]

 

[LordSensei1958]

 

[LordSensei1958]

View: https://www.facebook.com/reel/1388427085695685

 

[LordSensei1958]

View: https://www.facebook.com/reel/655172390237998

 

[LordSensei1958]

 

[LordSensei1958]

 

[LordSensei1958]

 

[LordSensei1958]

 

[LordSensei1958]

 

[LordSensei1958]

I'm the best man at my buddy's second wedding. Is it appropriate to open my dinner speech with,
"Welcome back everyone"?

 

[Lord Maye]

If a girl ever pulls a knife on you during an argument. Pull out the bread, turkey, and mayo. Her instincts will kick in and she will make you a sandwich.

true story

when i lived in southeast asia i had a crazy thai girlfriend that put a steak knife up to my neck at a restaurant as some weird way of acting tough

i laughed and called her an ant in perfect thai, and she went back to eating her food