Meme Dump

[Deus Irae]

 

[LordSensei1958]

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie.

 

[LordSensei1958]

 

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[LordSensei1958]

My friend text me talking about he’s had a bad day. He said “ I burnt my pizza, my beer is frozen, and my girl just told me she is pregnant.” I said “ Damn Bro congrats but you can’t pull anything out in time can you?” I think he blocked me.

 

[LordSensei1958]

 

[Lord Guts]

@everyone me right now been down right bad


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[Deus Irae]

@everyone me right now been down right bad


View: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DJGI6uRuuvv/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

I can't see Instagram, but maybe this can work for a mood improvement:


Obama's female secret service staff caught in shameful brawl outside his $8m DC mansion

 

[LordSensei1958]

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View: https://www.facebook.com/reel/551196117989473

 

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[LordSensei1958]

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[LordSensei1958]

Katy Perry ate one Pudding Pop and now she's Bill Cosby

 

[LordSensei1958]

Immediately after the birth of our son, I gave my exhausted wife strawberries, apples, and bananas.
She deserves to enjoy the fruits of her labor.

 

[LordSensei1958]

 

[LordSensei1958]

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