Belichick agrees to become Head Coach of UNC

There is absolutely no way on God's green Earth that little hoe bag did not know that Linda's daughters were djing that party.she deliberately went there to be passively aggressively douchey.


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Who gives a fuck who's DJ'ing a party? Why should that stop the Jordon from attending?
 
Wait....


Who gives a fuck who's DJ'ing a party? Why should that stop the Jordon from attending?
If Jordon had been going to the party in the past I would completely agree with you that she shouldn't have stopped going because of that. but it sounds like she just started going for some unknown reason.🙄 believe me I'm a woman I know we do that petty shit. 😄
On the flip side of it I understand why Linda would be pissed because it sounds like he was screwing around on her with Jordon. but she shouldn't have said anything and made a fuss about it.she should have just ignored it because it doesn't sound like Jordon was actually doing anything and now Jordon knows that it pissed her off that she was there. Linda was pissed because she knew exactly what Jordon was doing.
This is the woman stuff that dudes don't understand just like we don't understand the 5 minutes of bliss selling out your whole life.
 
If Jordon had been going to the party in the past I would completely agree with you that she shouldn't have stopped going because of that. but it sounds like she just started going for some unknown reason.🙄 believe me I'm a woman I know we do that petty shit. 😄


This was Linda being a bitch. She literally pulled a Karen, according to the report. Why flip it around onto Jordon?
 
This was Linda being a bitch. She literally pulled a Karen, according to the report. Why flip it around onto Jordon?
see my edit...
 
This was Linda being a bitch. She literally pulled a Karen, according to the report. Why flip it around onto Jordon?

Because that fucking evil fucking beanpole knew EXACTLY what the fuck she was doing by going there.
 
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Chapel Hill, NC — After a heated offseason competition, the University of North Carolina has officially named its starting quarterback: little-known walk-on Jordon Hudson.
The announcement arrived via an email to the UNC Athletics Department from Bill Belichick's email address. The message, typed entirely in Comic Sans and titled “QB1
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“This wasn’t an easy decision,” began the statement, which was written by Bill Belichick and sent from an account the email confirmed several times Jordon Hudson has no access to.
“But after an exhaustive review of talent, leadership, grit, and absolutely nothing else, the choice was obvious: my deeply cerebral, wildly athletic, fiercely independent, subtly toned yet tastefully curved quarterback, Jordon Hudson. Her skin is radiant, her pocket presence divine. She is my compass. My anchor. My muse.
She’s the kind of player I could see leading this team, guiding this offense, and eventually, perhaps, sharing a quiet life with me in a forested cabin where I one day pass peacefully within 6-7 years under mysterious but entirely natural circumstances.
Jordon Hudson is why I coach. She is why I strive. She makes me want to be a better leader, a better man, and yes, a father... to the hypothetical children she may choose to bless me with, pending my legal dis-ownership as Steve's father and an immediate will update.”
The email closed with, “–6X Super Bowl Champion and Coach, William B. (CC: PR Manager, Legal Advisor, and North Star: Jordon Hudson),” followed by a rapid-fire second message that simply read:
“This is Billy Belichick. Sent from my iPad.”
UNC Athletics confirmed the appointment in a brief, carefully worded press release urging fans to “respect Coach Belichick’s decades of elite judgment,” noting his extensive experience “evaluating arm strength, decision-making, and cheek firmness, often in tandem.”
All UNC-related social media posts were promptly locked for comments, with a follow-up disclaimer:
“Any insinuation that Jordon Hudson earned the starting job due to a romantic relationship with Coach Belichick is baseless, harmful, and grounds for an immediate block and potential litigation.”
At press time, university officials acknowledged that Hudson is also being “strongly considered” for the interim athletic director role, citing her “natural charisma, firm handshake, and remarkable ability to make Coach Belichick feel like a kid again.”
 
Bill Belichick seems a bit more chipper with the media these days now that he’s coaching college football. As for answering questions head-on? That’s the same as his time in the NFL.

Belichick, previously the leader of the “No Days Off” movement who was adamant that football mattered above all else, has shockingly seen himself thrust into the spotlight for, well, not really football reasons.

The legendary New England Patriots head coach’s personal life has come under increased scrutiny since a disastrous interview with CBS to promote his forthcoming book, The Art of Winning. The interview should’ve been a breeze, but was railroaded by interjections from Belichick’s 24-year-old girlfriend, Jordon Hudson.

Since then, the attention the 73-year-old Belichick has been getting has been related to anything but football. But speaking to the media in Chapel Hill earlier this week, Belichick seemed relaxed as he largely sidestepped a handful of questions about his life away from the field.

“Look, I’m really focused on doing my job here at North Carolina… that’s my big focus,” Belichick said, via the New York Post. “Is there noise out there? We’ve always dealt with that.



“Really, our job is to build a football team and… help build the team and also build their individual careers. So that’s really where we’re at.”


Belichick also gave a vintage “it is what it is” when asked if the heightened attention has taken away from his time at UNC.


“Again, on some of the noise that’s out there and the book and stuff like that, it is what it is,” Belichick said. “That’s a personal venture I entered into when I wasn’t in coaching last year.”

Time will tell how much of an impact the outside noise has on Belichick and the Tarheels this season. But Belichick did laugh when asked if Hudson would be on the sidelines, insisting she doesn’t have a role in the program.
 
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