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Fucking pig!!!


Forget contouring those curves -- Kim Kardashian’s busy curating carpets, 'cause she's gone full rogue with her "SKIMS: The Ultimate Bush" line ... serving up a whole new way to let the garden grow.

Yup, Kim rolled out her new "Faux Hair Panty" line with a retro ’70s throwback -- the golden era of full-frontal foliage -- in a cheeky game-show spoof on SKIMS' IG Tuesday ... where three bold babes show off their downstairs décor in a "Does the Carpet Match the Drapes?" face-off.


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Over on the SKIMS site, the new micro-string thong comes in every kind of crotch couture -- curly, straight, wild, tamed ... your kitty, your kingdom!

And while plenty of pearl-clutchers are screaming "WTF" online, shoppers clearly want a mouthful of muff -- 'cause most of the options are already low in stock or waitlist.


101425_kim_kardashian_hair_underwear_layout

Basically, looks like the ladies are ready to follow Kim’s lead -- ditching the razors and letting it all grow. No ifs, ands, or butts ... Kim’s called it: the bush is back, y’all!
 
Fucking pig!!!


Forget contouring those curves -- Kim Kardashian’s busy curating carpets, 'cause she's gone full rogue with her "SKIMS: The Ultimate Bush" line ... serving up a whole new way to let the garden grow.

Yup, Kim rolled out her new "Faux Hair Panty" line with a retro ’70s throwback -- the golden era of full-frontal foliage -- in a cheeky game-show spoof on SKIMS' IG Tuesday ... where three bold babes show off their downstairs décor in a "Does the Carpet Match the Drapes?" face-off.


101425_kim_kardashian_hair_underwear_designs

Over on the SKIMS site, the new micro-string thong comes in every kind of crotch couture -- curly, straight, wild, tamed ... your kitty, your kingdom!

And while plenty of pearl-clutchers are screaming "WTF" online, shoppers clearly want a mouthful of muff -- 'cause most of the options are already low in stock or waitlist.


101425_kim_kardashian_hair_underwear_layout

Basically, looks like the ladies are ready to follow Kim’s lead -- ditching the razors and letting it all grow. No ifs, ands, or butts ... Kim’s called it: the bush is back, y’all!

I don't want anything to do with her bush!! She's seen more dicks than Yankee Stadium urinals.
 
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