Moving back to Mass this year.

[PATS16N0]

I fucking hate it down here. Everyone is stupid and trashy. People spit huge nasty lugeys right in front of grocery store entrances while everyone is wearing sandals. Nobody knows how to operate shopping carts in grocery/department stores. Nobody knows how to fucking drive. Nobody uses their blinker in any scenario. Everyone likes gay sports teams. All the food sucks. A third of everyone is an illegal alien. All those faggots that drive gigantic jacked up trucks drive most like a clueless woman. It’s a hilariously retarded irony.

Even the summer heat is overrated. It’s better than Eastern Mass Spring which is the never-ending fucking worst, but it’s nowhere near as nice as Mass summer. Everything smells fresh and green and healthy and nice. Down here it’s just a gay swamp.

Think I’m ready to come back.

 

[Lord Chevy]

I fucking hate it down here. Everyone is stupid and trashy. People spit huge nasty lugeys right in front of grocery store entrances while everyone is wearing sandals. Nobody knows how to operate shopping carts in grocery/department stores. Nobody knows how to fucking drive. Nobody uses their blinker in any scenario. Everyone likes gay sports teams. All the food sucks. A third of everyone is an illegal alien. All those faggots that drive gigantic jacked up trucks drive most like a clueless woman. It’s a hilariously retarded irony.

Even the summer heat is overrated. It’s better than Eastern Mass Spring which is the never-ending fucking worst, but it’s nowhere near as nice as Mass summer. Everything smells fresh and green and healthy and nice. Down here it’s just a gay swamp.

Think I’m ready to come back.

Where are you? Haiti?

 

[PATS16N0]

Close. Florida.

 

[Deus Irae]

I fucking hate it down here. Everyone is stupid and trashy. People spit huge nasty lugeys right in front of grocery store entrances while everyone is wearing sandals. Nobody knows how to operate shopping carts in grocery/department stores. Nobody knows how to fucking drive. Nobody uses their blinker in any scenario. Everyone likes gay sports teams. All the food sucks. A third of everyone is an illegal alien. All those faggots that drive gigantic jacked up trucks drive most like a clueless woman. It’s a hilariously retarded irony.

Even the summer heat is overrated. It’s better than Eastern Mass Spring which is the never-ending fucking worst, but it’s nowhere near as nice as Mass summer. Everything smells fresh and green and healthy and nice. Down here it’s just a gay swamp.

Think I’m ready to come back.

My condolences to you on your damaged mental process that has you thinking Massachusetts is a better place to live than Florida. I'd been praying for a return to health for you...