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I recognize the first 3 and Rogue One only.
The prequels would have been so much better had they found someone who could actually act to play Anakin.
 
The prequels would have been so much better had they found someone who could actually act to play Anakin.
No. Nothing could save those scripts ... pure abominations.
 
Return of the Jedi was my favorite, but the twist in Empire was iconic. Prequels were cool, but Jar Jar Binks and Hayden Christensen ruined it for most people. Also, it felt like Anakin got angry just to get angry. Sometimes its better to not know a characters back story.

The last 3 Star Wars were meh for me and haven't seen the last one. Daisy Ridley's character wasn't compelling aside from her looks. I like Adam Driver, but didn't like his character.

I thought I saw Rogue One and Solo, but I haven't.
 
No. Nothing could save those scripts ... pure abominations.
Nah, the scripts were fine (aside from Jar Jar). It was the single takes in front of a green screen coupled with putting unknowns who can’t act in major roles which did the prequels in. If you remove the Gungans from Episode 1 and replace Christensen with Christian Bale (for example), the prequels easily rival with sequels with Episode 3 being up there with TESB as the GOATs in those films. At least IMO.
 
Return of the Jedi was my favorite, but the twist in Empire was iconic. Prequels were cool, but Jar Jar Binks and Hayden Christensen ruined it for most people. Also, it felt like Anakin got angry just to get angry. Sometimes its better to not know a characters back story.

The last 3 Star Wars were meh for me and haven't seen the last one. Daisy Ridley's character wasn't compelling aside from her looks. I like Adam Driver, but didn't like his character.

I thought I saw Rogue One and Solo, but I haven't.
Solo’s not really worth it. Rogue One is the second best “Star Wars” film ever made, IMO.
 
Return of the Jedi was my favorite, but the twist in Empire was iconic. Prequels were cool, but Jar Jar Binks and Hayden Christensen ruined it for most people. Also, it felt like Anakin got angry just to get angry. Sometimes its better to not know a characters back story.

The last 3 Star Wars were meh for me and haven't seen the last one. Daisy Ridley's character wasn't compelling aside from her looks. I like Adam Driver, but didn't like his character.

I thought I saw Rogue One and Solo, but I haven't.

Admit it. You're an Ewok guy.
 
Return of the Jedi was my favorite, but the twist in Empire was iconic. Prequels were cool, but Jar Jar Binks and Hayden Christensen ruined it for most people. Also, it felt like Anakin got angry just to get angry. Sometimes its better to not know a characters back story.

The last 3 Star Wars were meh for me and haven't seen the last one. Daisy Ridley's character wasn't compelling aside from her looks. I like Adam Driver, but didn't like his character.

I thought I saw Rogue One and Solo, but I haven't.
Solo wasn't bad, nothing to write home about, but Rogue One was good.
 
I like the Ewoks. Not a fan of the Sand People, though, if you catch my drift.
I asked an old girlfriend if she'd bang one of the Sand People. She said "Absolutely not!! Having sand in my vagina is irritating."
 
There are only 3 Star Wars movies:

  1. A New Hope
  2. The Empire Strikes Back
  3. Return Of The Jedi


There are only 2 Godfather movies:

  1. Godfather
  2. Godfather II


There are only 4 Rocky movies:

  1. Rocky
  2. Rocky II
  3. Rocky III
  4. Rocky IV


There are only 2 Terminator movies:

  1. Terminator
  2. Terminator 2


There are only 3 Indiana Jones Movies:

  1. Raiders Of The Lost Ark
  2. Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom
  3. Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade




Don't fall for the cheap knockoffs the claim to be part of those franchises.
 
There are only 3 Star Wars movies:

  1. A New Hope
  2. The Empire Strikes Back
  3. Return Of The Jedi


There are only 2 Godfather movies:

  1. Godfather
  2. Godfather II


There are only 4 Rocky movies:

  1. Rocky
  2. Rocky II
  3. Rocky III
  4. Rocky IV


There are only 2 Terminator movies:

  1. Terminator
  2. Terminator 2


There are only 3 Indiana Jones Movies:

  1. Raiders Of The Lost Ark
  2. Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom
  3. Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade




Don't fall for the cheap knockoffs the claim to be part of those franchises.
To add to this post of absolute truths

2 Alien movies (1979, 1986)

1 Jaws movie (1975)
 
The Matrix should've been a stand alone movie. The sequels were weird.
 
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