Happy Limerick Day

[Dingleberry]

Post them. Grosser the better. Some football ones would be nice to justify the thread being here.


There once was a man from Cape Horn
Kept fucking til his dick was torn
He gave it a twist
Instead of cumming he pissed
And that's how @Kontradiction was born.

 

[LordSensei1958]

There was a young fellow from Trent
Whose dick was all twisted and bent.
To save himself trouble,
He stuck it in double,
And instead of coming, he went.

 

[LordSensei1958]

There once was a vampire named Mabel
Whose menstrual periods were stable,
So one week in four
She’d slip to the floor
And drink herself under the table.

 

[Dingleberry]

There was an NFL owner named Kraft
Dropped his pants and the old Asian laughed,
What should I stroke?
Your pecker's a joke.
I see a clump of hair but no shaft.

 

[LordSensei1958]

There was an NFL owner named Kraft
Dropped his pants and the old Asian laughed,
What should I stroke?
Your pecker's a joke.
I see a clump of hair but no shaft.

Well done my friend, well done.

 

[Dingleberry]

@jlaff is an attorney from Alberta
During anal he feared that he'd hurt her
The joke's on that clown
He got spray painted brown
The girl is a back door ass squirter.

 

[jlaff]

Didn't hear that story, but try to keep it clean. This is a classy thread in a classy forum you heathen.

Damn, I thought this was the PM, please delete!

 

[Dingleberry]

Damn, I thought this was the PM, please delete!

Delete it all you want. I already quoted it above!

 

[Dingleberry]

There's a Mexican stud named @Lord Guts
Who lusts after hairy man butts.
You often see him fleein'
From the Bath House of Ian
With a mouth full of ball sack and nuts.

 

[Dingleberry]

There was a racist brewer named @Beers
Who enjoyed bashing faggots and queers.
He especially dislikes
Spic wet backs and kikes,
And those moolie black chuckers of spears.

 

[Beers]

There was a racist brewer named @Beers
Who enjoyed bashing faggots and queers.
He especially dislikes
Spic wet backs and kikes,
And those moolie black chuckers of spears.

Hahaha I love it

 

[LordSensei1958]

This is just until I figure out good one for you....

There once was a man named Dingle
At the gay porn store he would mingle
He used shards of glass
to shove up his ass
Because it would make his butthole tingle

 

[Dingleberry]

@LordSensei1958


There was a Sensei the Lord of Vermont,
Whose pecker was sickly and gaunt
The girls never cum
From his cock like a thumb
A hard dick is all that they want.

 

[LordSensei1958]

@LordSensei1958


There was a Sensei the Lord of Vermont,
Whose pecker was sickly and gaunt
The girls never cum
From his cock like a thumb
A hard dick is all that they want.

Maybe not, but I have a 12 inch tongue and can breath out of my ears. They seem to like that.

 

[Dingleberry]

There's a degenerate gambler named @Hyped
Whose panties are bright rainbow striped
His face had a frown
When he didn't see brown
But semen on the paper when he wiped

 

[Lord Guts]

Do PMS do PMS!!

 

[Dingleberry]

Do PMS do PMS!!

I will try. These are not fast food orders though. This is real art.

 

[Dingleberry]

@HSanders is the First Lady of the board
And I'd like to brag that with her I scored
But there is nothing hot
About smelly crotch rot
From being passed around from Lord to Lord.

 

[Lord Chevy]

An old owner once said "I must ban you!"
"You've offended a whiner or two!"
To you I say "Bullshit!"
"Don't like it? Don't read it!"
And LOTRS has proven this true

 

[LordSensei1958]

Damn, I thought this was the PM, please delete!

I've done that with page 153 pics. I couldn't delete them fast enough when I realized what I did.