Draft Talk / #3 Pick

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Who do you want? What will they do?

I do NOT want Marvin Jr. I'm open to any other scenarios.
 
Why not Marvin?

Marvin at 3, Bo Nix at 34, next two the best OT's available, then BPA from there.
 
Why not Marvin?

Marvin at 3, Bo Nix at 34, next two the best OT's available, then BPA from there.

I hate his father. He gave me creepy serial killer vibes. If his son was named Jack Harrison, I might be able to get past it.

I am fully aware this analysis does not help my qualifications to join the team's scouting department.
 
I hate his father. He gave me creepy serial killer vibes. If his son was named Jack Harrison, I might be able to get past it.

I am fully aware this analysis does not help my qualifications to join the team's scouting department.
While that seems, to me, to be more of a baseball level of superstition - I can't knock it. The Twig, while HoF worthy for his work on the field, was a bit creepy.
 
While that seems, to me, to be more of a baseball level of superstition - I can't knock it. The Twig, while HoF worthy for his work on the field, was a bit creepy.

It's all about me, not what's best for the team. I don't want to cheer for anyone named Marvin Harrison.
 
I want the best chance at a blue chip player there. If it's MHJ take him, if he's gone and you can move down a spot or 2 and still get the best OT, do that.
 
I’m not a fan in the first round. Dude is a twig.
We could get Jamarcus Russell to work with him on gaining some weight.

Maybe Alt or Fashanu with 3, Nix with 34? Best WR next, then pure BPA to the end.
 
I hate his father. He gave me creepy serial killer vibes. If his son was named Jack Harrison, I might be able to get past it.

I am fully aware this analysis does not help my qualifications to join the team's scouting department.
I agree MH Sr was a creep. There was some incident where he tried to kill someone in Philadelphia but of course the Colts buried the story. Still I’d take his son if he’s a generational WR prospect.
 
I agree MH Sr was a creep. There was some incident where he tried to kill someone in Philadelphia but of course the Colts buried the story. Still I’d take his son if he’s a generational WR prospect.

He might've killed a guy, But on the positive side, he's probably a firearms enthusiast and I'm alright with that.
 
Fuck it. Let's trade up for the kid from USC.

that would take like 2 future 1st round picks probly to move up 2 spots, and Caleb Williams is a giant fucking gamble with his attitude/character concerns

I wouldn't draft him if he fell to #3, so obviously wouldnt be a fan of moving up for him

ill have to go look at past drafts to see what it would cost, but pretty sure 3 to 1 requires lots and lots of picks
 
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