Dick Measuring Contest

[Dingleberry]

I realized this is one of the topics stipulated for this forum based on the Colosseum description.

Flaccid in a comfortable 68 degree room - 2 and 3/8 inches. Not all that impressive. Hopefully I'm A grower. I'll let you know once the Cialis kicks in.

I won't be in last place at least thanks to @HSanders

 

[LordSensei1958]

I realized this is one of the topics stipulated for this forum based n the Colosseum description.

Flaccid in a comfortable 68 degree room - 2 and 3/8 inches. Not all that impressive. Hopefully I'm A grower. I'll let you know once the Cialis kicks in.

I won't be in last place at least thanks to @HSanders

I got a Viagra stuck in my throat. Now I have a stiff neck.

 

[Dingleberry]

I got a Viagra stuck in my throat. Now I have a stiff neck.

If your neck is stiff for 4 hours, make sure to call a doctor.

 

[Beers]

If your neck is stiff for 4 hours, make sure to call a doctor.

 

[HSanders]

I realized this is one of the topics stipulated for this forum based on the Colosseum description.

Flaccid in a comfortable 68 degree room - 2 and 3/8 inches. Not all that impressive. Hopefully I'm A grower. I'll let you know once the Cialis kicks in.

I won't be in last place at least thanks to @HSanders

let me know if the cialis works without having twin bathtubs or taking a walk and getting ice cream. cuz the commercials sure suggest those types of things are necessary.

 

[LordSensei1958]

let me know if the cialis works without having twin bathtubs or taking a walk and getting ice cream. cuz the commercials sure suggest those types of things are necessary.

Like the new avatar!!

 

[Kontradiction]

Michelle Obama wins any dick measuring contest there is.

 

[LordSensei1958]

Michelle Obama wins any dick measuring contest there is.

Brittney Griner says "Hi".

 

[Kontradiction]

Brittney Griner says "Hi".

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I believe she is post-op.

 

[Dingleberry]

Michelle Obama wins any dick measuring contest there is.

 

[Dingleberry]

I want to make sure nobody is cheating. You don't start at the taint and measure around your balls. Proper dick measurement etiquette is important.

 

[tabmixer]

Yeeeeeaaaa as an Asian man I can't enter this contest

 

[Fly Eagles Fly]

Well this rules out @CM Punk from participating

 

[LordSensei1958]

I want to make sure nobody is cheating. You don't start at the taint and measure around your balls. Proper dick measurement etiquette is important.


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Can I measure in centimeters? The numbers are bigger than inches.

 

[CM Punk]

Well this rules out @CM Punk from participating

Suck my dick

 

[Fly Eagles Fly]

Suck my dick

You'd have to have one first for it to be possible

 

[Finn]

I'm just here to watch the contest.

And help measure.

 

[Hyped]

Well this rules out @CM Punk from participating

How do you know? Did @Finn take measurement while you watched?

 

[Lord Chevy]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7ecId4BKzs

 

[jlaff]

@Lord Guts told me he used to always win these contests at sleepovers.